Captain N: Re-Edited Episode 4: Videolympics!

On the dark and dangerous Metroid, the evil and ever vengeful Mother Brain is about to discover a sinister secret that will help her retake Videoland.

Mother Brain faced a blank screen.

MB: Metroid Mirror, tell me how I can regain power over Videoland!

The screen faded to an image of Mount Olympius, and three dots were blinking on it.  In the north, a green dot blinked over near the Coliseum, to the immediate west of the peak that was west of the tallest mountain in Mount Olympius.  A red dot blinked in the east, near the world’s archway.  Finally, a blue dot blinked over the village to the southwest, and it was directly south of the Coliseum, though it was far away. A female voice came out of the screen. 

Voice: Within Mount Olympius are the Three Sacred Treasures. Each box contains great power. For ten thousand years, they’ve been hidden to all,none successfully found them.

The screen shifted to a view of clouds which withdrew to reveal three treasure chests. . . a green one in the upper left of the screen, a red one in the lower right of the screen, and a blue one in the lower left of the screen, as the dots had been before.

Voice: If one brings the 3 treasures together,they will have limited,but awesome power!

When the presentation was over, Mother Brain smiled wickedly.

Mother Brain: Yes!  with thhose items,I'll finally regain my hold on Videoland..and kill the N-Team! (addressing her minions once) Get me the princess!

Dr. Wiley: Yes,Mother Brain.

Meanwhile, at the Palace of Power. . .

At the Palace, the N Team had set up a huge device to simulate the first level of Donkey Kong.  The large ape had Princess Lana in a jail cell up at the top of the maze, and Kevin was trying to reach her.

Lana: Kevin, hurry!

Donkey Kong flung down barrels at Kevin.

Kevin: (evading barrels) Uh, don’t worry, Princess, I’ll be right there in a flash!

Kevin leapt over all the barrels. When he arrived on the top girder, Donkey Kong slipped and fell over and off the girders,screaming. The cell around Lana disappeared.  He and then Lana leapt down to the floor.

Pit: Nice Work,Kevin!

Kevin(in awe when he had landed on the floor in front of Simon, Mega Man, and Pit). Whoa! A life-size Donkey Kong simulator!  What a concept!

The simulator’s projection of the Donkey Kong game field faded in an instant, revealing the large viewscreen behind Kevin and Lana.  Suddenly, Mother Brain’s image appeared on the screen.  Her face showed something that the N Team had never seen from her before: remorse.  But something about it did not seem quite genuine.

Mother Brain: I hope I’m not interrupting anything

Lana: If you’ve called to threaten us again,it won’t work, Mother Brain.

Mother Brain: (smiling nicely) You’re absolutely right, my dear.  Threatening hasn’t worked, and I apologize for my rude behavior.  All of this fighting gets us nowhere.  What do you say we settle our differences in a more sportsmanlike way?

Lana(quietly,to kevin) I don’t trust her,She’s up to something,I know it.

Kevin agreed, but he felt it best to at least hear the crafty villainess out.

Kevin: What do you suggest, Mother Brain?

Mother Brain: A challenge, We’ll hold a Videolympics on Mount Olympius!

The screen faded to show Wily, Hippo, and Eggplant.  As Mother Brain elaborated her suggestion, the N Team felt increasingly incredulous.

Mother Brain: My minions—er, uh, athletes—against Captain N and his N Team.”

Her wondrously disgusting visage returned to the screen.

Mother Brain: If we lose,I'll finally realize that I can never beat you and retire from villainy.  If we win, I regain control of Videoland!

Lana: (giggles) Never in a million years.

Kevin: Let's give here the benefit of the doubt,she may be sincere. 

Duke barked in accord.

Pit: But this is what we’ve been waiting for, Your Highness. A chance for peace.

Lana: I know, but Mother Brain can’t be trusted,What if it’s a trick? 

Kevin: (with assurance)If it is,we'll be ready for it.

Lana: (concerned) What if we lose?

Simon: (vainly) Lose, with me on our team?(flexes his muscles) Ha! Don’t be ridiculous.

Simon continues flexing.

Mega Man: With Captain N leading us, we’ll have the power to win, What do you say, Your Highness?

Lana: (uneasy) Well, I guess.

Kevin: You’re on, Mother Brain.

Mother Brain :Wonderful!  We’ll see you at Mount Olympious Coliseum tomorrow for the games. . . and for your funerals, fools!!

Laughing madly, MB disappeared from the screen.

Lana: I hope we’ve made the right decision.

Kevin: Don’t worry, princess.

Simon was still flexing, and by now it was getting pretty ridiculous.

Kevin (indicating Simon with his left thumb) With a little workout, we’ll be unbeatable.

A short while later, in the Palace Courtyard, Kevin and the others go into training to prepare themselves for the upcoming games.

Everyone in the N Team now had on a blue shirt with a large yellow N in the middle of the chest and another in the middle of the back.  Kevin, Simon, Mega Man, and Kid Icarus each had on light blue pants.  Duke himself even had on a shirt.  Kevin’s and Mega Man’s shirts had hoods, while Simon’s, Kid Icarus’s, and Duke’s had collars.  Lana’s shirt cut of just before her abdomen, and it was V-shaped at the top, but it was not too revealing.  She also had on light blue shorts that did not go very far down her legs.  She retained her tiara and her necklace.  Simon Belmont looked quite idiotic, for he had put on his white undershorts with a green elastic band only after he had put on his pants!  He kept his goggles on his head and his backpack on his back as usual, and he kept his whip.  Kid Icarus had a turquoise sweatband around his head.

Kevin stood before Lana and Simon, and each of them had a jump rope. He stepped away a short distance and began jumping rope.  Lana then started.

Simon, however, was ever disdainful of Kevin’s methods.

Simon: Simon Belmont is in tip-top shape. He doesn't need you're methods.

Kevin and Lana ceased jumping to watch him.  Simon dropped the jump rope and unfurled his living whip. He took the handle of the whip in his right hand and the end of the whip in his left hand and began jumping.  He immediately started to show off by crossing his hands and reversing the rope over his head.  Duke softly howled when he grew dizzy of Simon’s jumping.  Simon switched the end of the whip to his left foot and jumped one-footed over the rope while holding his left hand above his head.  Then, he switched the handle of the whip to his right ankle and jumped with his hands.  After switching back to the ‘standard’ method of jumping rope, he began to grow exhausted and gasped for air.  However, when he tried to stop, the whip kept swinging on its own!

Simon: Hey! Stop!  Take it easy, you stupid whip!

He then started trying to run clear of the whip, but it followed.

Simon: Cut it out!  Whoa!  

Duke whined, lay down, and covered his eyes with his forepaws, afraid of seeing Simon get hurt. The vampire hunter cried as he crashed.  He was lying on his chest, and the whip had tied his hands and feet together! Lana giggles.
  
Kevin: I don’t know about you, Simon, but your whip’s in great shape!

Lana giggled again.

Simon was most displeased, and he did not appreciate the Game Enforcer’s joke.  He looked back at Kevin.

Simon: Very funny!

Meanwhile, Mega Man was beside a pile of heavy metal balls.

Mega Man: (approaches kevin) What am I supposed to do with these balls, Captain N?

Kneeling down, Kevin took a ball, stood back up, and held the ball from underneath with his right hand.

Kevin: It’s simple, Mega Man. You just place it like this and throw it as far as you can. (Grunting, he throws the ball. It landed a few feet away from them) Like that. Go ahead; you try it.

As Simon approached, having finally gotten his whip under control, Mega Man took a ball in his left hand.  However, he flung it almost as soon as Simon was next to him, and he almost hit the vampire hunter!  

The ball took off like a rocket and flew across the courtyard.  Meanwhile, Pit Icarus was practicing archery, and with skill he hit the bull’s eye of the target he was using.  However, the ball Mega Man had flung flew over his head and dead through the center of the target!

Pit: My target!

The ball crashed some distance away.

Kevin: (astonished) That was incredible!

Duke was jumping on the trampoline nearby.  After a few bounces, though, he accidentally bounced off the trampoline and into his master’s arms. Pit Icarus flew to Lana’s left as Kevin gently set the dog down.

Pit: You can count on me to win the archery event, Princess!”

While talking, he set an arrow in his bow and carelessly fired it away from Lana, Kevin, and Duke.
 Meanwhile,Halfway across Videoland, at the strange world of Punchout, Mother Brain’s minions are also getting ready for the games.

The Punchout building appeared to be quite run down, but it was still functional.  In the workout room, several people were working out.  This included the Count, who was punching a punching bag, and Eggplant Wizard, who was jumping rope.  All of Mother Brain’s ‘athletes’ wore orange-red shirts with a frowning yellow face on the front over the belly.

Eggplant Wizard’s jump rope was actually a long French fry. The Count’s shirt was a little different in that it had bats on it and the frowning face in the upper left corner. Dr. Wiley, who had an orange sweatband, stood before King Hippo.  He had joined a long steel bar to the walls on either side of the building.

Wiley: All right, King Hippo! Let’s see if you can lift this—wheeze!—much weight!

Hippo: “Ha!”(grasps the bar) “No sweat!

He summoned all his strength in attempting to lift the bar.  He tore the building’s walls away from its foundations and lifted it until the bar was above his head!  Meanwhile, some of the clients who were in the middle of changing clothes grew quite embarrassed and irritated, as their dressing rooms were no longer private!  King Hippo gasped for air as he held the bar and the building above him.  Mother Brain appeared in a hologram before him, Wiley, and Eggplant.
 
Mother Brain: Will you fools stop fooling around!”

King Hippo set down the building slowly.

Hippo: Aw. . . but we’re practicing for the games, just like you told us to!

Mother Brain: I didn’t expect you to practice sports! I expected you to practice cheating, you blimp-o!”

Eggplant Wizard: Ooh, but why do we need to cheat if you’re just going to destroy them with the power of the three Sacred Treasures?

Mother Brain: Because,cauliflower brain, winning the games will improve my image as Goddess of Videoland.”

She disappeared.

Hippo: Well, if it’s cheatin’ she wants, it’s cheatin’ she’ll get

King Hippo walks over to a box full of heavy junk, pulled off his right glove, crammed a handful of the stuff into his glove, and put the glove back on.  Then, he walked over to a large punching bag with a picture of Simon Belmont’s vain face on it.

Hippo: Like my famous wrecking-ball punch!  Ha, ha, ha!

With one punch, he tore through the picture and made a big hole in the bag.

Eggy: Yeah! And my broccoli bazooka!

Using his wand, he fired a bunch of broccoli florets. However, the vegetable was not watching where he was shooting, and the florets hit King Hippo in the back.  King Hippo lost his temper immediately and turned to the wizard.  “Why, you!” he said as one final floret hit his face and spattered light green juice all over it.

Eggplant Wizard: No!  Wait!(several vegetables popped out of him) It was an accident!

King Hippo grabbed Eggplant Wizard by the front neck portion of his shirt.

Hippo: I’ll give you an accident on purpose!”

The furious boxer replied.  He flung the sorcerer into the boxing ring, and Eggy came to a halt flat on his face.  As King Hippo climbed into the ring, Dr. Wiley hit the starting bell.

Hippo: Defend yourself!”

Eggplant Wizard :Okay, You asked for it!  I’ll squash you!

He cast a spell on King Hippo that turned him into a giant zucchini!
 Now, Eggy was standing.

Eggy: And I’ll beet you!

This spell turned the boxer into a giant beet!

And I’ll get you in an artichoke hold!

This final spell bunched the boxer up in an artichoke.

Gurgling, Hippo got up and stomped on the floor.  Eggy screamed as the quaking caused him to jump towards Hippo.  King Hippo stopped Eggplant Wizard by holding up his left hand, and the wizard flew headfirst into it.  Hippo nabbed Eggy’s wand and broke it in two as the wizard fell on his back.

Hippo: Oh, yeah?(turns back to normal) Well, I’m going to give you the ol’ ‘Flying Hippo Eggplant Jam Slam’!

He thrust himself backwards against the rope barrier of the ring, and the ropes propelled him forwards and into the air like a cannonball.

Eggplant Wizard: (crying, spouting vegetables and fruit ) “No! Not the ‘Flying Hippo Eggplant Jam Slam’!

He turned around and tried to crawl away, but Hippo landed right on top of him.  The vegetable sorcerer spurted a purplish liquid that spattered onto all the spectators, including Wiley and the Count.
 
Meanwhile, back at the Palace of Power, the princess grows fearful of losing Mother Brain’s challenge.

Kevin: Don’t worry, Princess, I know how to get these guys in shape.  All right!  One hundred pushups! Let’s move it.

The five dropped to the floor and began their pushups.  Kevin definitely proved the best in this, because he had been used to it from gym class.  Despite her lack of experience, Lana also did fairly well.  However, the others were struggling.  After that, the five did jumping jacks.  However, Simon tripped, and as he fell, he collided with both Mega Man and Kid Icarus and brought them falling to the floor also.  Kevin then had them running, including Duke, and they all did fine.  However, when they arrived at a spot where a wall extended for a few feet from the main wall, Kid Icarus, Simon, and Mega Man took a breather behind the wall, as they were exhausted.  Afterwards, Kevin broke several eggs into a glass and drank them raw, and everyone else found this so disgusting that they ran out of the room!  Then, Kevin had them climbing rope in another room.  First, he climbed up and back down.  Then, Simon pulled out his whip and had it wrap around the bar near the ceiling that all the other ropes had been tied onto, and he climbed with this, while Mega Man and Kid Icarus each used a rope that was already there.  Mega Man afterwards hand-wrestled Kevin, Lana, Simon, and Kid Icarus simultaneously, and he won after a few seconds, knocking them aside and creating a dent in the table.  After this, they more easily did left-handed pushups while holding their right hands behind their backs.  They then easily jumped rope, except for Kid Icarus, who just swung the rope around his body.  Finally, all of them, including Duke, ran up a staircase to a goal (except for Kid Icarus, who flew), and when they arrived at the same time, they held their hands above their hands and jumped happily.  Kevin then knelt down and hugged Duke.

The next day, on Mount Olympius, thousands have gathered to watch as their fate is decided by the Videolympics.

At the Mount Olympius Coliseum, Kevin and the rest of the N Team were together in one area.

Kevin: Now, don’t forget to keep an eye out for anything suspicious

Everyone: Right

The all simultaneously slapped a high five.

Meanwhile, in Mother Brain’s section of the Coliseum, she and her ‘athletes’, who were King Hippo, Eggplant Wizard, Dr. Wily, and the Count, were gathered together.  She was on the top of a set of stairs before them as she addressed them.

Mother Brain: Now remember, it’s not whether you win or lose—”

Eggplant Wizard (hopped up the stairs to her) But how you play the game?

MB (screams): No, you idiot! (shocks Eggy and knocked him screaming back down to the ground) I’ve arranged for the events to take us to the three locations where the Sacred Treasures are buried. And once I possess their sacred powers, I’ll destroy Captain N and the Princess!  Then Videoland will be mine once again!

She laughed most despicably.
 Coliseum announcer: Ladies and gentlemen of Videoland,(the people began cheering) let the games begin!

The Coliseum announcer was an inhabitant of Mount Olympius, and he had wings like Kid Icarus.  He was in a small electronic chariot-like vehicle that allowed him to fly and hover anywhere in the Coliseum.  It may be worth noting that the spectators cheer throughout the games.

Lana: You can do it, Kevin,I know you can!

She kissed his cheek, and he smiled to her just before he left to enter the arena.  A wrestling ring had been prepared in the center of the arena.  King Hippo and Eggplant Wizard approached one side of the arena, while Kevin and Kid Icarus approached the other.

Announcer: The first event:  Greco tag-team wrestling!

As he attempted to enter the ring, King Hippo tripped on the rope and fell on his fat belly in the arena.  Pit Icarus went a small way inside the arena as Kevin and Eggplant Wizard each stood on the outside of the ring, just outside the rope.  These two held onto the rope as the ring flew to a point several inches off the ground, where it hovered as a pool of lava opened up below it.  Pit Icarus was most unhappy about having been selected as a wrestler.

Pit: But,I don't know how to Wrestle! If King Hippo sits on me, I’ll be squashed for sure!

Kevin: They picked our names out of a hat, Pit, We’ll just have to do the best we can.

Announcer: Just a moment, There’s been a mistake in the draw.

However, though the judges thought that this was so, there really had not been such a mistake.  This was actually Mother Brain’s first stroke of cheating.

King Hippo turned around and left the ring.  This made Kevin and Pit Icarus quite happy.

Kevin: King Hippo’s out of the match!

Announcer: Wrestling for King Hippo will be. . . Donkey Kong!

The large ape stepped into the ring.  He had on a shirt like the rest of Mother Brain’s ‘athletes’.

Lana: Oh, no!

Duke gulped and whimpered. Putting his hand to his mouth, Simon laughed for a few seconds, eliciting a frown from Lana.  He soon gained control of himself. 

Announcer: First to pin an opponent to the mat is the winner! No holds barred!

Eggplant Wizard hopped into the ring.

Kevin: You take care of Eggplant Wizard, I’ll handle Donkey Kong.

When Pit had flown in to start, Kevin looked up and held up his right hand.

Kevin: Yeah, sure I will.

Pit Icarus flew over to Eggplant Wizard.

Eggy: Come on, Pit!  Make your move!”

Pit Icarus landed in front of him and pulled at his ‘feet’, trying to turn him over, but his strength did not suffice.

Eggplant Wizard: Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo!  What a shrimp,(conjured up several vegetables with his left hand and buried Pit Icarus) And every shrimp needs a shrimp salad!

When Pit Icarus was completely buried, Eggy held up his hands in victory, but then he realized:

Eggy: Oops!  Almost forgot the breadsticks!
 Pit Icarus got out from under the veggies, and he grabbed Eggy’s ‘feet’ and toppled the vegetable sorcerer onto his belly.  He got on top and prevented Eggplant Wizard from getting up.

Announcer; One, two. . .

However, Eggplant Wizard managed to tap Donkey Kong’s toe.

Announcer: Donkey Kong has been tagged!

Growling, the large ape got to work.  First, he gently took Eggy by the head, pulled him out from under Pit Icarus, and placed him outside the ring.  After pounding his chest, the ape then used his left index finger and pinned the small archer to the mat. Pit Icarus cried, fearing that he might be squashed.

Announcer: One, two,. . .

During the count, though, Pit took out his bow and shot an arrow with a hand-shaped tip, and Kevin caught the arrow by this soft tip, so the turn was switched to him. Kevin leaped into the ring and challenged Donkey Kong.

Kevin: Okay, you big ape!  Let's see how you do against the Game Enforcer!

Donkey Kong looked down evilly at him.

Lana: Oh, no!

Duke whimpered, and a great crash was heard throughout the Coliseum. Donkey Kong had sat on Kevin and Pit Icarus.

Announcer: One, two, three! And the winner is Donkey Kong!

 He went down to Donkey Kong’s left arm and tugged at it, and the huge jungle dweller flung up his left hand with a huge grin and sent the announcer flying away. Donkey Kong jumped up and left the ring, revealing a huge rear-end-shaped hole he had made in the middle of the ring.  Pit Icarus and Kevin climbed out, gasping for air; they concluded Donkey Kong had a really bad gas problem!  That was far worse than the crushing defeat.

Announcer: Donkey Kong wins the first event.  The score:  Mother Brain’s team:  one; the N Team:  zero!”
  King Hippo  Ha! We don’t need the Three Sacred Treasures, Mother Brain!  We’re going to pulverize those pip-squeaks!

“Mother Brain: I’m sure we are, but that’s no reason I shouldn’t have one of the greatest sources of power in Videoland!  Go get me the first Treasure.

King Hippo bowed and departed.
 
Lana stood as Kevin and Pit Icarus approached.

Lana: That’s not fair! Donkey Kong weighs more than you!

Kevin: This was defiantly a result of Mother Brain's cheating!
 Announcer: In the next event, Mega Man and Dr. Wiley will compete in the four-hundred-yard dash..through the electric maze!

The four-hundred-yard dash was actually a long climb with several ladders.  The halfway point was marked with a ‘50’ flag, the finish with a ‘100’ flag.  There were several electrodes to impede the racers’ progress.  Mega Man and his archenemy ran to the starting line.

Announcer: On your mark. . . get set. . . go!

He fired a laser gun away from everybody, and the two racers started.  In a fair race, the old Dr. Wiley would never fare well against the young android Mega Man. . . but this was not a fair race as far as Mother Brain was concerned.  Mega Man took the lead.  “Mega Man is off to a good start.”  Mega Man waited for the electrodes blocking the first ladder to discharge before he started climbing.  Both racers did well anticipating the electrodes.  A flying device fired at Mega Man, but Mega Man evaded its shot and blew it away.

N Team: (shouts) Go, Mega Man! You can do it!

Dr. Wiley is falling behind as Mega Man approaches the finish line However, Dr. Wiley was not finished yet.  He took a Blader out of his pocket and wound it up by winding the propellers, and it flew up to Mega Man.  Mere inches away from the top, Mega Man saw the Blader and paused too long.  Wiley’s insidious little robot shot a blast that knocked Mega Man off, and Mega Man fell screaming past Dr. Wiley.  The small robot continued its blast, which combined with the electricity of the electrodes to destroy Mega Man.

Lana: Mega Man!!!.

Kevin: He disintegrated! .

Wily finished climbing and reached the top.

Announcer: And Dr. Wily wins the electric maze dash! It’s two to nothing for Mother Brain’s team!

Wily started jumping gleefully.  Mega Man rematerialized in front of Princess Lana and the others.

Mega Man (sadness)  Sorry, Your Highness, I tried!

Lana: It’s not your fault, Mega Man, They cheated again!
 Meanwhile, in a sunken chamber beneath the surface of Mount Olympius, King Hippo searches for the first Sacred Treasure. King Hippo’s eyes went wide as several red bats flew around him. He shooed the bats away as he neared a bag that was on a platform.  However, when he opened this bag, a snake poked its head out and laughed!  Screaming, the boxer fell over.  Getting up, he went to another bag.  A hand popped out of this bag and tried to choke him!  He fell backwards onto a trigger device, and a red treasure chest came up out of the floor.  He smiled, relieved.

Hippo: The first Sacred Treasure!  Heh, heh!  

He took it and departed through a warp, as he shooed at the bats that pursued him. Back at the towering Mount Icarus, the Videolympics Coliseum arrives at the location of the next event. This location was an enchanted waterfall that seemed to fall into a body of water in midair; the only visible part of this was the surface, which had a radius of several feet.  The Coliseum, capable of flying and hovering, arrived so that the surface of the body of water was several feet above the ground, while the top, where the diving platform was, was at the top of the waterfall.

Announcer: And now, Princess Lana and King Hippo will compete in the waterfall high-dive!

Lana, Kevin, and Duke were already at the diving platform, but King Hippo was busy with other matters at the moment.
 Where Mother Brain was, a warp opened in the floor, and King Hippo rose out of it.  Several bats were still around him.  

Hippo: (screaming,fighting with the bats) Yaah! Get off of me!

Mother Brain: (angry)What took you so long?”

King Hippo gave her a meek smile and waved, and the bats fluttered off.

Mother Brain: Now get out there before you’re disqualified!

King Hippo: Yes, Mother Brain!

He turned and ran, leaving the first Sacred Treasure spinning in the air before her.

She laughed as she grabbed it with her tentacles.

MB: One down, two to go!
 Lana: I’m a little nervous about diving down these floating waterfalls

She was wearing a one-piece diving suit that was black with a pink stripe going down the middle on the front and back.

Kevin: (growing suspicious) Why did Mother Brain pick Mount Olympius for these games,when there are clearly better venues.

As he was not diving, Kevin had no bathing suit.

Announcer: Dives will be judged on a combination of their grace and difficulty

King Hippo climbed to the diving platform.  As he had not time to change clothes, King Hippo had simply taken off his shoes.
 
Duke barked a few times, and then he dove just for the fun of it.  He rolled and evaded the flying sharks that popped out to snap at him, and he landed in the water.  The weird-looking judges gave him the scores 6.9, 7.0, 6.9, 7.5, and 6.0.

Kevin: Nice dive, Duke!

King Hippo (as he reached the platform) Hey, no fair!  Dogs don’t count!

Kevin: Yeah, but hippos do, huh?

He and King Hippo faced each other in tense stances, but Lana came between them.

Lana: That’s enough! We’ll settle this with a dive.(turns to King Hippo) Blubber before beauty.

King Hippo was happy with this, and he bowed.  Then, he dove, and he simply fell through the air belly-down. A shark popped out and bit at King Hippo’s rear.  “Yow!” the fatso cried, spinning.  He wound up vertical as if standing, and then he ran around spinning, and this is how he hit the water.  He splashed water all over the Coliseum.  The soaked judges gave him the scores 9.5, 9.0, 9.5, 9.0, and 9.9.  This made Lana even more nervous.

In Mother Brain’s booth, she and her other minions applauded.  During the applause, she whispered to Eggplant Wizard, who was next to her.

Mother Brain: (wispers) Quickly, get me the second Treasure!

Eggy: Yes, Your Wrinkledness

As he hopped away, Mother Brain shocked his rear, and several veggies popped out of him!

Mother Brain: (annoyed) Never say the word ‘wrinkles’ around me!  These are beauty lines.  Now get going!!

Eggplant Wizard hopped away.

Lana: King Hippo got an awfully high score.

Kevin: Don’t worry, Princess, You can beat him.

Lana leapt and dove with great grace and agility, avoiding the sharks completely and entering the water without splashing it everywhere.  The judges all gave her 10.0’s, the first victory for the N Team.

Announcer: Princess Lana wins the high-dive, It’s Mother Brain’s team:  two, the N Team:  one!

Everyone was cheering, especially, Simon, Pit Icarus, and Mega Man.  Kid Icarus’s cheering consisted of high-pitched sounds.  Simon picked up Mega Man. Simon cheered happily, and then accidentally dropped Mega Man on his rear, but this did not faze the android one bit.

There was one, whoever, who did not cheer:  Mother Brain.  

Mother Brain: Hmph! I could have do ne better, and I don’t even have a body!

The diving platform sank back to the ground.  However, it paused at the surface of the water so that Lana could climb out and join Kevin.  When it landed, she and Kevin walked away towards the N Team.

While everyone’s attention was elsewhere, Eggplant Wizard hopped onto the diving platform.  It rose back up to the level of the water.  He then put on a snorkel and dove into the water.  There, he swam into the unseen lake created by the waterfall and immediately saw the green Sacred Treasure.  He struggled to pull it out of the ground; however, he was too weak.  However, he was loaned a helping tentacle, which pulled the treasure out of the ground for him.  He turned around and shrieked.  It was a large octopus that had helped him, and it looked hungry for eggplant parmesan!  He swiftly swam away, leaving a bunch of veggies behind, as the octopus attempted pursuit.  It failed to capture him, and Eggy leapt out of the water and landed soaked on top of Mother Brain’s jar.  She looked up at him.

Eggplant Wizard: Uh, I got it, Mother Brain!

Mother Brain (lowered her face and grinned a most evil grin) Two down, one to go!

She laughed wickedly.
 The next event was a ski jump with Simon versus the Count.  Simon arrived at the bottom of the jump platform first and landed gracefully on the snow. As Simon skied towards the finish line, the Count also went down the jump platform, but after the jump he transformed into a bat.  He flew over Simon and extended his legs, shoving Simon down into the snow!  Simon popped his head out from under in time to see the Count cross the finish line.  So the Brain-Team gained another unfair victory.

Next was the weightlifting contest.  King Hippo lifted a pretty heavy weight, but then Mega Man topped him by effortlessly lifting him up as he was holding up the weights!  So, the N Team won that.

Next was the pole vault.  The judges gave Eggplant Wizard the scores 6.7, 6.5, 6.0, 7.0, and 6.0, most likely losing to his competitor. As the final event approaches, the score is tied.  The fate of Videoland will be decided by the outcome of the ten-kilometer rocket chariot race.

The Coliseum was back at its normal location.  At the starting line, the racers were gathered in their rocket chariots.  Wiley was in a yellow chariot shaped vaguely like his face.  Eggy was to his right in a green chariot.  King Hippo had a pink chariot with a bellybutton.  Pit Icarus’s chariot had a white face with eyes and a blue outline with yellow rocket thrusters.  Simon had a lavender chariot vaguely shaped like his own face, and it had ‘goggles’ on the top.  Finally, Kevin had a chariot with a red front and bottom and yellow sides, and there was a large white N on the front.  Lana and Duke were with him before the race started.  He was busting his brain trying to figure out Mother Brain’s scheme.

Kevin: Maybe she’s after a special warp.  Then again,it could be a secret password.  Ah, this is driving me crazy!  I haven't played Kid Icarus in years,I'm sure its something in this world,but what?!

Lana: Forget about that Just remember, we’ve got to win! (indicating King Hippo and Eggplant Wizard, and they turned towards her and grinned) Or those creeps are going to be in control of the Palace

She and Duke hopped off the chariot before the race began.

Announcer: On your marks, get set, go!

The racers took off.  King Hippo has taken an early lead. Near the back were Wiley and Pit Icarus.  They were beside each other as they passed over a lake, but Wiley fell back and hit a red button that transformed his chariot into a small submarine that entered the water!  Pit Icarus looked back and did not see him,wondering where he went. The evil scientist was now underwater, and he looked up at the archer with his periscope.  He fired a red torpedo that jumped out of the water and literally had Kid Icarus’s chariot for supper! Pit Icarus cried out as he fell into the water.  He gasped as Wiley flew out of the lake.

Announcer: It looks like Pit Icarus is out of the race!

Wiley unwisely chose to look back at Kid Icarus.

Wiley: So long, Stu-Pit!  Ha! ha! ha! ha!

When he looked back forward, however, he gasped.  His chariot crashed into and dented a huge gong, which reverberated from the strike.  Dr. Wiley fell to the ground dazed, pieces of his destroyed chariot all around him.

Announcer: Dr. Wily’s been given the gong!

Simon and Eggplant Wizard came beside each other as they passed over some rolling hills.

Eggy : Hey, Simon! Can I offer you a piece of fruit?

He took his wand and by touching Simon’s chariot with it, cast a spell on Simon’s chariot that turned it to a banana! Simon cried as he descended to the ground. Lana, Mega Man, and Duke were watching from the Coliseum. 
 
Lana (covers her eyes) I can’t look!

Simon slid on the ground, and the banana burst open, splattering him all over with ooey, gooey banana.

Announcer: And another of the N Team is out of the race.

Closing his eye, Eggplant Wizard giggled.  However, when he opened his eye again, he gasped, seeing a petrified tree approaching rapidly!  He crashed into it, and it destroyed his chariot.  He landed on the ground and saw carrots and Brussels sprouts spinning around his head.

Announcer: It’s now down to Captain N and King Hippo!”

Kevin was behind as he and King Hippo were back in sight of the Coliseum.

Kevin: Time to kick it into turbo!

He pressed the button on his Power Pad the farthest to his left.  His chariot sped up.

Kevin: Adios,King Snail!”

King Ha, ha, ha! (preparing his fist) Captain N is going ‘N’ for ‘nowhere’!

As Kevin was passing him, he swung his fist down and smashed Kevin’s chariot to pieces!  Kevin and his chariot fell towards the ground.

Lana: Kevin!!! .

Kevin suddenly got an idea.

Kevin: This better work!

A rocket was above him, and the front plate of his chariot was in front of him. He took the plate, put the rocket on the bottom, and rode the plate like a flying skate board.

Hippo: Huh?!

King Hippo sees Kevin approach.  The two were nearly neck and neck as they entered the Coliseum and neared the finish line, except that Kevin could not seem to pass King Hippo.

Announcer: They’re approaching the finish line,King Hippo looks unbeatable—

Suddenly, a warp opened below the boxer, and he went through it!

Announcer: Wait a minute!  He’s taken a wrong turn!

Kevin crossed the finish line.

Announcer: Captain N has done it!  The N Team has defeated Mother Brain!

The N Team and all the spectators cheered wildly.  All the N Team was back in the Coliseum.  Kevin landed in front of his friends Unfortunately, King Hippo’s chariot emerged from another warp and stopped right in front of Mother Brain and on his dashboard was the 3rd Sacred Treasure!  She took it with her tentacles.

Mother Brain: And that makes 3!

Kevin: Three!

Kevin exclaimed as he and the rest of the N Team approached Mother Brain’s group.

Kevin: That’s it!

Lana: What’s it?

Kevin: What Mother Brain is after!  The three Sacred Treasures!

Lana gasped.

Mother Brain: You’re too right, Captain N, but unfortunately, you’re also too late!

She put the blue treasure on the ground in between the other two treasures.  Her minions left the immediate area so that what she was about to do would not harm them.  First she opened the blue one, and then she opened the green and red ones simultaneously.  They showered her with energy.

Mother Brain: My power is too great for even you now,Captain N! Behold! The Warp of Oblivion!!”

As Mother Brain laughed quite despicably and maniacally, she fired an energy beam that blinded the N Team. However, the beam also cracked open the ground before them and sent them falling through a chasm-like warp zone to the deepest depths of Videoland!
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Notes: That's it for the 1st half, the 2nd half will be done soon. Then I'll be adapting "Metroid Sweet Metroid"

Captain N: Re-Edited Episode 3: The Most Dangerous Game Enforcer!

After failing to destroy the Heroes abd re-capture Videoland,Mother Brain has decided to bring out her "Trump Card"

Deep within the "brain-shaped world" of Metroid, Dr. Wiley is creating a "monster" for Mother Brain. The head is under a white sheet, but it's wearing an orange-and-white jacket, blue jeans (with a black band around the right leg), sneakers, and a belt with a Power Pad.

Dr. Wiley: His Body is complete,but , before it can challenge Captain N, I need to program his brain. For that,we need a special device that I've invented.

Wiley presents his device,which looks like an audio cassette recorder with a dish on top.

Dr.Wiley: It's to recorded Captain N's memory, which will be programmed into the android.

Mother Brain: Perfect,I'll send King Hippo and Eggplant Wizard to the Palace of Power,right away.

King Hippo and the Eggplant Wizard sleep on hammocks (Hippo above Eggy) in a small grey room on Metroid. A bell hangs from the ceiling, which Mother Brain rings when she needs them. The bell rings.

Meanwhile, at the Palace of Power, the N Team is watching a movie called "Donkey Kong Jones and the Last Banana".

Simon: Let's see what else is on.

Simon flips to channel 4,212 and sees "Wombatman"

Simon: Ah,Wombatman. I like this move..

Suddenly,The picture goes out, disappointing the team.

Lana: I'll call the repair crew to fix the satellite dish.

Kevin: I'll help with the dishes.

Lana: Why,thank you,Kevin,
 
Kevin helps Lana carry the dishes to the kitchen, annoying Simon. The doorbell rings, so Simon goes to answer it. King Hippo and the Eggplant Wizard are standing outside, dressed as TV repairmen.

Simon: Ah,you're here early. Come on In.

Simon lets them into the Palace.

Simon: Hmmm, don't I know you from someplace?

King Hippo: (nervously) Oh? I never been to someplace. Uh, been no place special a few times but, uh, never someplace.

Simon: Oh.

They walk by the The TV.

Simon: What's wrong with it?

Eggplant Wizard: Well, it's obvious. Isn't it, Dr. Boob Tube?

King Hippo: (not knowing the correct words to speak)Uh, yeah, sure, it's, uh, ha-ha, your, uh, video transistors. Yeah, that's it. Uh, they've been short-circuited by your bumperwunky. Uh, wouldn't you agree, Dr. Dead Meat?

Eggplant Wizard: (a bit nervous) Uh, yes, well, uh, we'd better get to work before I get creamed - uh, I mean so we can fix your screen.

Hippo and Eggy go behind the TV set.

Hippo: Ok, Veg-head gimmie the device. 

Eggy searches for Dr. Wiley's gizmo in his toolbox. Duke walks in, sniffs Eggy, and growls. Eggy uses a device to change Duke into a few different animals and then back to normal. Duke gets scared and runs away. Eggy hands Dr. Wily's gizmo to Hippo. Hippo positions it in back of the TV screen.

Kevin and Lana come back from the kitchen.

Simon: The repair crew will have the set fixed in a jiffy.

Lana: But the repair crew isn't coming until tomorrow.

The beam from the gizmo is aimed at Simon. His worst fear is being bitten by the Count. Hippo moves the beam to Duke. His worst fear is being chased by a lot of cats. Eggy moves the beam to Kevin. His worst fear is being picked up by a tall, shadowy figure. The gizmo is shut off. Kevin feels dizzy and falls forward. Lana catches him.

Hippo trips on a chord, and he and Eggy fall through the TV screen.

Pit Icarus: It's Eggplant Wizard and King Hippo.

Simon and Mega Man jump over the coffee table and runs towards them, Kid Icarus flying behind. Eggy takes a mushroom out of his pocket and throws it. It grows into a giant mushroom-copter.

Eggplant Wizard: So long, Captain S and his Sucker Team.

Hippo and Eggy run into it, and it takes off, crashing through the room and flying away. Lana seats Kevin on the couch.

Lana: Kevin,What did they do to you?

Kevin: (coming to his senses) It was as if they were peeking into my darkest memories, and there was someone from my past, but I can't remember who it was.

Back on Metroid, after Hippo and Eggy return, Dr. Wiley programs the memories into his creation. He sends the android up into the sky and zaps it with electricity. A laugh-fest between Wiley, Hippo, and Eggy begins,MB is not amused.

Mother Brain: Will you 3 Shut Up!

Dr. Wily: (scoffs) Party-pooper.

Wily lowers the android. It moves and steps onto the floor. It looks like a teenager with light-brown hair - wearing a jacket, Power Pad, and Zapper similar to Kevin's.

The next morning, at the Palace of Power,The N-Team is receiving an emergency call. The N-Team are in the communications room, where Simon and Pit Icarus are working at a control panel, trying to clear up the reception. The android appears on the viewscreen.

Kevin: I don't believe it? Mike Vincent?

Lana: You Know him?

Kevin: We went to the same school,he used to be my friend,until he became a bully.

"Mike Vincent": Kevin,Mother Brain brought me to Videoland, and is holding me hostage on CastleVania.....

The picture goes out.

Lana: We need to go to CastleVania to save him.

Kevin: No way,Princess,Mike Vincent is my worst enemy. Ever since I was a kid, Mike's been beating me up.

Pit Icarus: Friend of Foe,It doesn't matter,we must help him.

A short while later, on the "creepy world" of CastleVania, then N Team warps into the castle.

Lana: Castlevania is so big,I hope we find Mike in time.

Simon: Just leave it to Simon Belmont, vampire hunter - not to mention finder of lost dogs, pussycats, and loved ones.

Simon fails to find Mike and gets scared by a skeleton. The android Mike Vincent arrives and surprises everyone.

Kevin: Mike,we're here to help.

Mike: Don't be a twerp, Keene. I don't want your help. I want your hyde!

Kevin: (shocked) What!?.

Mike: Now say hello to My team,The M-Team,M for Monsters,that is.

A werewolf, a mummy, the Count, and Frankenstein's monsters come out of the floor.

Mike You're lookin' at the new Game Enforcer of Videoland.

Simon takes a photo of the Count using a flash. He ten traps the Count in his whip. Mega Man picks up a statue and throws it on top of Frankenstein's monster. Pit Icarus shoots the werewolf with a bon voyage arrow, causing it to wear a party hat and hold noisemakers and balloons. The werewolf floats up. Duke pulls on the mummy's bandage and unwraps it, causing the mummy to disappear. The N Team advances towards the android.

Mike: Let's see how good your N Team really is, Lame Enforcer.

The android reaches for its Zapper. Kevin fires between the Zapper and the android's hand. The android hits the Pause button and pauses the N Team. It walks over, puts its right arm around Lana,

Mike: Look who's the Game Enforcer now, Keene. I even got your girl. Just the the good old days, eh?

Kevin: (annoyed) I'll get you for this, Mike, I swear it!

The N Team is taken into a room, tied up, and sat in chairs at a table.

Kevin: (upset) Why are you doing this,Mike? 

Mother Brain: Oh,this isn't really Mike Vincent,but an android duplicate designed to beat you.

Mike: (arrogantly) That's right, dude. 1,000 megabytes of memory - and all of it programmed to get you.

Kevin: You pulled Mike out of my memory. So he's not even real.

Mother Brain: Oh, he's worse than real. He's everything you're afraid of and more.

Mike: C'mon, Keene. Just you and me through the world of CastleVania. Winner is the real Game Enforcer. Loser gets lost.

Mother Brain: No! I've already won. You don't need to prove anything. Just kill Captain N."

Mike: Shut up, Mother Ugly?

Mother Brain: (shocked at the android's defiance) What?!"

Lana: Looks like you programmed him too well, Mother Brain.

Mike: (still arrogant) First one through is the winner. What do you say, dude?

Kevin: (with determination,an a bit of fear) You're on,...dude."

Kevin and the android warp outside and race to get to the castle and then to the Count's room. The Android and Kevin deal with outside perils and enemies. Kevin is the first to enter the castle,he's attacked by a giant knight,who tosses his spears at him...they all miss and get stuck to the wall. Kevin uses the spears as stepping stones to get to The Count's lair on the top floor. Kevin enters the Count's lair,cautious. But the Vampire Lord sneaks up from behind and pushes Kevin out the window. As the Count laughs evilly,the android arrives and zaps the Count, who falls into his coffin.

The android walks over to the window, which Kevin is holding onto by the ledge, looks down, and chuckles evilly.

Mike: (arrogantly) Looks like I won, dude. You're gonna be the Grave Enforcer now.

The android laughs evilly.

Kevin: If you were really programmed from my memories of Mike Vincent, then you can't be all bad.

Mike: Wanna bet?

Kevin: Okay, it's up to you. Are Mike and I going to remain enemies, or can we be friends?

The android takes a moment to remember a time where Kevin and Mike friends.

Back in the room,The android arrives. MB is delighted,Lana upset.

Lana: (conserned) Kevin?

Mother Brain: Too bad, Princess. Looks like my android is the only Game Enforcer now.

Mike: "Guess again, Mother Lame"

Mother Brain: (shocked) What?!

Then Kevin arrives, and he and the android zap Mother Brain. Mother Brain suddenly gains a tank and aims at Kevin.

Mike: Look out!

The android pushes Kevin out of the way. MB shoots the android instead. The android is damaged and knocked out. Kevin, angry, zaps a chandelier, which falls onto the table and launches Mother Brain, Hippo, Eggy, and Wiley through a hole in the roof.

Moments later..

Kevin: Thanks for the save. I knew you weren't all bad.

Mike: (very weak) It was the good memories of you and the real Mike Vincent that overrided my prime programming....I'm sorry for putting you and your friends through all of this.. 

With that,the android stops functioning.

Lana: You did it Kevin,you overcame your fear.

Simon: Well, Captain N, didn't I tell you you could beat Mike Vincent?

Kevin: I did better than beat him, Simon. I became his friend again.
 
The N Team watches as the android disappears.
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Note: I had to improvise with this ep (and a few others to come),since I couldn't find a script or a high detailed summery.I still thhink it came out ok,though.

Next up,the ONLY 2-part Captain N episode.

Captain N: Re-Edited Episode 2: How's Bayou

It's been a month since Mother Brains defeat at the hands of the newly fomed N-Team. Since then,many Video Worlds have been liberated from Mother Brain's rule,all thanks to oul heroes. However the evil one regouped and eventually recruted a new member to her team,The Evil Dr. Wiley. Now She's leady for her revenge. Within her lair on the sinister world of Metroid, Mother Brain is listening at her computer to some audio her spy bots picked up earier.

Kevin's Voice: (talking to lana) ....but by far the worst vacation me and my Family went on was to the Bayou's of Louisiana when I was 8,man that was a nightmare. The bugs,the snakes,the gators..not to mention the funky smell. Plus,I got lost in it for a few hours. I was really scared. Yeah,the Bayou is one area I would never want to visit again.

Lana's Voice: That's horrible.

Mother Brain: That's it! I've found Captain N's weak spot!
 
King Hippo: Uh,he's weak against Audio Transmitions?
 
Mother Brain: No,blubber-brain ! The Bayou! He doesn't know his way around the Bayou!
  
King Hippo scratched his head.
 
Mother Brain: And I think I know which Bayou to send him. I'll need a remote-controlled robo-cat.
 
Eggplant Wizard: Ooh, Ooh,How about a radio-controlled sweet potato,instead?

Eggy made one appear, and it flew off.
  
Mother Brain: That's very thoughtful of you (picks up the Eggplant Wizard). But do you know what I'd really like, Eggplant Wizard?
 
Eggplant Wizard: Uh, what's that, Mother Brain?
  
Mother Brain grabbed the sweet potato and held it up to him. "

Mother Brain: An eggplant slicer!

Eggy cried when the potato splattered on him.
 
Mother Brain: Now tell Dr.Wiley to make me a robo-cat!

An hour later.....

Dr.Wiley: It's tuned to your brainwaves, Mother Brain. Just think a - " wheeze " - thought, and the robo-cat will respond.
  
Dr.Wiley looked exactly like a 4-fingered midget version of his 'Mega Man 1' manual art counterpart.

Mother Brain: (intrigued). Hmm,...let's see.
  
The cat's eyes glowed, and the cat made a robotic "meow" sound. It faced the others. The others were all shaking with fear. The cat jumped on the Eggplant Wizard.
 
Mother Brain: I'd say that the test run went purrrfectly.Okay, little robo-cat, go into the warp zone and do your stuff.
  
The cat ran into a warp zone.

At the Palace of Power, Mother Brain's sinister plot begins to unfold. In the Dancing room in the Palace, Kevin turned on a music machine. Some cool-sounding music began playing.
 
Lana: I'm not sure I can do this, Kevin.
  
Kevin walked back over to her. "

Kevin: Of course you can, Princess. Dancing is easy. Here, I'll show you.

Kevin started dancing and spinning. Lana smiled. She started dancing.
  
Kevin: I've got some pretty cool power moves, too.
  
Kevin pressed a button on his Power Pad. He walked backwards in the air and then backwards to where Lana was. He landed back on the floor.
 
Kevin: Say, why don't we go back to my world? My friends would hyperventilate if they saw me dancing with a real princess.
 
Lana: (laughs) Some other time, Kevin. I've got too many responsibilities here.
 
Suddenly, the robo-cat ran in and jumped on Kevin's head. He fell forward, but was still standing. Kevin yelled. He stood up straight. Duke ran in under Kevin, knocking him back.
  
Kevin fell to the floor.

Kevin: Whoa! Duke, will you stop chasing things?!
 
Lana walked over to him, knelt down, and placed her hands on him.
 
Kevin: He's been getting me in trouble doing that ever since he was a pup. Sorry if I upset your cat.

Lana leaned in closer to him.

Lana: But, I don't have a cat.
  
They both got to their feet and ran after Duke and the cat.
 
Duke, come back here!" Kevin yelled.
  
A lid rose on a wall in the corridor, revealing a blue warp zone. The cat jumped into the warp. Duke followed.
 
Kevin: (shouting) Duke, no!
  
Duke entered the warp. Kevin and Lana stopped in front of the warp.
 
Kevin: Where does this warp zone go to?

Lana: Bayouland.

Kevin: A Bayou?! Oh, that mutt of mine would have to pick the worst place in the universe to chase a stupid cat! Stay cool, I'll be right back.

Kevin jumped into the warp. A warp opened inside a tree in the bayou. Kevin came out.

Kevin: (calling out) Dukey! Here, boy! 
   
Kevin climbed out of the tree and began searching.

On Metroid, Mother Brain was watching Kevin walk around on her mirror (via spy bot).

Mother Brain: He's taken the bait! King Hippo, Eggplant Wizard, take the warp to Bayouland...and make sure Captain N never comes out of the swamp. Heh,heh,heh!  
   
Eggplant Wizard and King Hippo walked up to two small warp zones in a wall. King Hippo bent over and groaned as he tried to push himself into the warp zone on the right. Finally, he stood up and faced Eggy.

King Hippo: Aw, it's no use. I'll never fit into this pipe. 
   
Eggplant Wizard: Nonsense. All you need is a little lubrication.(waving his hands) Lettuce is green. Tomatoes are red. Turn King Hippo into a salad head. 
   
King Hippo's boxer shorts turned into lettuce. Tomatoes plugged his ears. His crown turned into a mushroom.
   
King Hippo: (upset) Hey! This ain't lubrication! 
   
Eggplant Wiz:  Into the pipe without any toil. Abra-kadabra, vinegar and oil! 
   
The bottles appeared in the Eggplant Wizard's hands. He went over to King Hippo.
 
King Hippo: (angry) Ooh, I'll toss your salad. Eggy covered him with vinegar and oil. Hippo chased Eggy around in circles.

King Hippo: Ooh, wait'll I get my hands on you! 

King Hippo followed Eggplant Wizard through the pipe on the right.

At the Palace, Lana and Simon were in the Conference room, monitoring Bayouland on the satellite monitor.

Lana: I'm worried about Kevin. He should've been back hours ago. No one but Bayou Billy could survive that long in the swamp.
   
Simon: (amused) Oh, he's probably just feeding the alligators...with himself. 
   
Lana sighed. Mega Man and Pit Icarus came into the room.

Mega Man: Princess, look what we found! It's a robo-cat! I caught it trying to sneak out of the warp zone!

Lana: Dr. Wiley's the only one who could create something evil looking like this. We'd better warn Kevin that something's up. Simon. We're going to Bayouland. 

Simon: And risk my neck for that kid? I'm sorry, but Simon Belmont, the vampire hunter, never rescues those he doesn't like. 

 Lana: Not even for your Princess? 
   
Simon: (smile) Well, maybe, if you promise to have dinner with me tonight."
   
Lana: (sigh,smile) if you insist. 
   
Everyone gathered at the warp.
 
Lana: Pit, Mega Man, stay here and look after the Palace. Come on, Simon! 

Simon: After you, Your Wonderfulness. 
   
Lana crawled into the warp. Simon followed her. The door slid down over the warp. Lana and Simon warped in under the same tree.
   
Lana: Ooh. This bayou is creepy. 
   
They got out from under the tree.

 Lana: (called out) Kevin! (points) Let's try this way. 
 Duke was walking around the bayou. Eyes looked at him from the bushes. He ran to a log, and a spider walked forward. It jumped on his nose. Duke shook his head to get the spider off. He ran somewhere else. Kevin was walking around in the swamp.

Kevin: Duke! Where are ya, boy?! (walks over to a tree's root and sits down on it, placing his head in his hands) Duke, you can't be gone. I don't wanna live a life without you. You're the best friend I've got in the world. (lifts his head and looks around) Especially this one.
   
Suddenly, another root tried to grab him. Kevin ran from the live tree but stopped in front of another one. It grabbed him and lifted him up.

Kevin: Hey! Let go! 
 
Kevin draws his Zapper and shoots the tree's arm. He falls into the swamp and runs. He stops at another tree that tried to grab him. Kevin used his Power Pad to jump the tree.

Kevin: Whoa! It's a good thing I'm good with the Power Pad, or I would've been in deep...quicksand!
   
Kevin sank through the quicksand and fell into a cave, screaming. He landed on the cave's floor. He stood up.

Kevin: Phew. For a minute there I could've sworn I was - " (hears growling) - Dead meat!"

Kevin yelled when he spotted an alligator. Kevin fell back into a sitting position. He gasped, and the alligator advanced, growling. Kevin tried to use his Pause button. Nothing happened.

Kevin: Oh, great! The quicksand's drained my power! (tries to back away) I seriously, seriously hate the Bayou, I just don't have what it takes to survive.

Kevin was backed up against a rock. The alligator prepared to bite him. Suddenly, a pair of hands closed the alligator's mouth shut.

Man: Hey! That there's no way to treat a friendly caller. 
   
Kevin stood up.

Kevin: Thanks for the save. 

Man: I didn't save you,kid. I saved him. He gets awful indigestion from eatin' humans. Heh, heh.(lets go, and the alligator burps. He gets off of the gator) Keeps me up all night. 
   
The man walked over to his truck.

Kevin: Hey! You're Bayou Billy! 
   
Billy got into his truck.

Billy: Uh, huh. Must be.

Billy closed the door and began to turn the ignition.

Kevin: Wait! I need your help! 

Billy: Ifin' y'all are lost, uh,(points) the warp out of this here bayou is right past them trees.

Kevin: I know. I just came from there. I lost my dog, and you're the greatest tracker in the bayou. Without your help, I'll never find him.
 
Billy: Dog? Well, why didn't you say so? Hop in. 

Kevin got in the passenger side of the truck.

Billy: I know what it's like to be attached to your pet.

Billy turned his head and whistled. The alligator walked onto the back of the truck and stuck its head into the window. Kevin gasped.

Billy: This here's my pet alligator, Loafer. Aw-haw, looky there. He likes ya."

Kevin: Oh, just what I need. 

Billy started up his truck, and they sped off.

Billy: Now don't you fret none, kid. When Bayou Billy's done teachin' ya, you'll be able to track down the mosquitos.
 
A short while later, Billy and Kevin were above ground again.

Billy: Now, first thing ya gotta learn about trackin' in the bayou is that footprints don't float. So you gotta look for other signs, like these here broken tulips. Your dog was here, mmm,...I'd say about an hour ago. 

Kevin: Well, then we've got to hurry! 
   
Billy grabbed Kevin.

Billy: Hey! Not so fast,boy! Lesson number two: Never travel in the bayou without first getting some supplies.
    
Billy walked over to a tree and got a whip out from under it.

Billy: Now, you're gonna have to learn to use a whip if you wanna survive out here. (throws it to Kevin) Try it out. 
   
Kevin walked over to a branch and tried whipping it. He hit himself in the butt.

Billy: Uh, huh! Not bad. You hit a movin' target. 
   
Suddenly, a buzzard flew toward them.

Kevin: Billy! Look out! 
   
The buzzard swooped down. Billy ducked.

Billy: Let me show you how we do it in the bayou.

Billy walked over to Kevin and took the whip. He pushed Kevin away.

Billy: All right, you metallic buzzard! Gimme your best move! 

The buzzard flew forward. Billy whipped it, and it broke into pieces.

Billy: See? Nothin' to it. 
   
Just then, a big frog-creature came out of the swamp. Billy and Kevin backed away, shocked. It advanced on them. Kevin jumped back with his Power Pad just before getting hit. He landed by Billy.

Kevin: Phew. Good thing I've got my Power Pad.

Billy: Jumpin' won't do you no good against Frog Guy. 

Kevin: Why not? 
   
The Frog Guy jumped close to them.

Billy: That's why. (holds out the whip to Kevin) Try this. You gotta learn sometime. 
   
Kevin took the whip. He whipped at the Frog Guy, missed, and the whip wrapped around a tree branch. The Frog Guy advanced.

Kevin: (yells) Help! 

Billy: You're doin' just fine, kid. 
   
Kevin pulled on the whip. The branch broke and landed on the Frog Man's head. The Frog Man fell over, then jumped away. Bayou Billy laughed.

Billy: Nice move, kid! Nice move!

He shoved Kevin forward a bit.

Kevin: Thanks. Can we go find Duke now?

Billy: Don't rush it, kid. You still gotta learn about this here bayou.

Billy jumped on some rocks to the other side of the swamp. He motioned for Kevin to do the same. Kevin started jumping on rocks, but he landed on an alligator. It rose, and Kevin almost fell into the swamp. Billy caught him.

An hour later,Billy was cooking something in a pot. He offered Kevin to have some. Kevin took his spoon and got a little skeleton on the spoon. The skeleton raised its arms. Kevin fainted. Later,Billy knocked on a tree. A hand gave him a first-aid kit. A bird swooped down. Kevin whipped it. soon after,Kevin and Billy were walking in the swamp. A snake dropped in and swam up to them. Kevin grabbed it and pulled it apart.

Billy is sailing his motorboat through the swamp.

Billy: Looks like you're gonna make one jim-dandy swampsman.

Billy stopped the boat at the shore.

Kevin: Well, come on, Billy. We gotta find Duke now. 

Billy: Sorry, kid. I can't come with you. Gotta rustle up some poachers. But you'll do fine on your own,...Bayou Kevin."

Billy gave Kevin a hard slap on the back to get him out of the boat, then sailed off.
 
Mother Brain was watching Kevin wave to Billy (via spy bot). She laughed.

Mother Brain: So, Bayou Billy thinks he's taught him everything there is to know about the swamp, does he? Well, we'll see if Captain N can handle my little swamp creature. Is it ready, Dr. Wiley?

Dr.Wiley: (working on a covered monster on a slab) Any second now, Mother Brain. 
   
Lightning struck and it flowed into the covered creature. The creature rose.

Mother Brain: Oh, it's so horrible! Only a Mother Brain could love it. I love it!

Dr. Wiley: It's genetically programmed for only one - " wheeze " - purpose - to destroy The N-Team! (to the creature) Into the bayou warp!

The creature ran towards the warp zone and disappeared in a flash of light. In the swamp, the creature rose from the water saying "Captain N!!!"

In the deadly swamp of Bayouland, Princess Lana and Simon Belmont continue their search for Kevin.

Lana: (calling) Kevin! Can you hear me?! (speaking) I think something horrible has happened to him.

Simon: (sarcastically) Oh, dear me. You really think so? How dreadful.
   
As they left the swamp, the Swamp Creature came out of the water. Elsewhere, Duke swam out of the swamp. He shook himself off and barked. He saw a snake. The snake tried to strike, but Duke avoided it. He bit the snake by the tail and threw it. Kevin arrived at the spot later and saw the prints.

Kevin: (worried) Oh, no. Duke tangled with a snake. Oh, I hope he's okay. Duke, here boy.
 
Back at the swamp, Eggplant Wizard was searching around.

Eggplant Wiz: There's nothing around here. Do you see anything, King Hippo? 
   
King Hippo walked out of the swamp. Eggplant Wizard was on his shoulders.

King Hippo: Naw, there's nothin' under the water. Let's check that way."

Hippo drops Eggy, causing him to cry out...vegetables also pop out of him. Soon,they found a poorly-disguised boat.

Eggplant Wiz: Look. An airboat.
   
King Hippo jumped into it. It broke in half.

Hippo: (annoyed) Aw, we won't get anywhere in this piece of junk. 

Eggplant: I've got an idea.

A moment later...

Hippo: (annoyed) This is the stupidest idea you ever dreamed up!

The motor and seat were attached to him, and he was floating in the water. The Eggplant Wizard was sitting on the hippo boat.

Eggplant: If we don't take care of Captain N, Mother Brain will brain us. Here goes nothin'.

Eggy started the engine They took off in the swamp.

Eggplant: Hey! This is terrific! 

Hippo: (yelling) Look out! 
   
They missed a rock.

Eggplant: Hah! Missed it.

They hit a tree.

Hippo: (angry) I'm gonna scramble your eggplant when I get my gloves on you!"
   
Eggplant Wizard: (points) Look! There he is. 
   
Kevin walked into the swamp. Eggplant Wizard drove at Kevin laughing.  

Kevin: (called out) Duke!

Kevin sees the minions and dove out of the way. He came up from the water.  He saw an alligator.

Kevin: Sorry I don't have time to stay for supper.

Kevin used his Power Pad to jump. He grabbed a vine, landed on the alligator's back, and swung the vine into the mouth for "handles".

Kevin: An alligator jet-ski. Far-out!"

He pressed a button and took off.

Eggy: (yell) He's gettin' away!  .
   
Kevin jumped over a log. King Hippo went through it and screamed. They went through some high grass. Kevin then jumped over a blue snake. King Hippo hit it. Kevin steered around a rock. The others hit it. Eggplant Wizard and the steering wheel flew through the air. King Hippo flew through the air. The motor flew through the air. The seat flew through the air. Kevin rode away.

Meanwhile on Metroid, Mother Brain watches as the Swamp Creature chases Simon and Lana. Simon pushed Lana behind him and took the lead.

Mother Brain: (with evil glee) Ooh. What a delightful surprise. My Swamp Creature is not only going to devour Captain N, but the Princess and Simon Belmont as well.

Simon and Lana came out of the swamp.

Lana: There's a warp zone just ahead 
   
They gasped. King Hippo and Eggplant Wizard came out of the tree.

Hippo: Ha, ha. You're not gettin' away that easy. 

Eggy: (laughing) You wouldn't want our slimy friend to miss his lunch, would you?" 

The creature advanced on them, roaring. King Hippo grabbed Simon, and Eggplant Wizard grabbed Lana. They tried to escape, but couldn't. The Swamp Creature advanced on them more. Kevin, standing on a tree, tried to zap it twice, but missed. The creature dove. They were dragged off. Kevin jumped down to the ground. He looked around. Kevin scratched his head with his Zapper and walked forward.

Kevin: Let 'em go, or there's gonna be french fried eggplant and hippo burgers for everybody. 

Eggplant Wizard jumped out behind Kevin and made a vine appear, which tied Kevin up.

Kevin: Hey!

Kevin walked over to Simon and Lana, who were also tied up.

Kevin: So,what are you guys doing here?"

Lana: We came to tell you that it was a trap. But I guess you could've figured that out without us. 

Lana looked away upset as The creature prepared to move in for the kill. Suddenly,Billy drove in between them.

Kevin: Billy! 
   
The creature pulled the truck towards the swamp, then ripped the top off the truck and chewed on it.

Billy: (smiles) Hey, kid! I found your mutt! 
   
Duke barked and jumped out of the truck, followed by Billy. Duke ran to Kevin.

Kevin: Duke! You're okay!
   
Duke barked and pulled the vines off Kevin.

Hippo: Don't let 'em get away. 
   
Billy jumped in front of him.

Billy: If I were you, I'd be worried about myself."

Kevin: Good boy, Duke. Now, untie the others. 
   
The creature was standing on a log. Kevin walked over and aimed, but the creature splashed water at Kevin, short-circuiting his Zapper.

Kevin: Oh, great, my Zapper's got swamp duct in it. 
 
Eggplant Wizard was throwing vegetables at Bayou Billy. Billy stopped them all with his whip. Billy turned and looked at Kevin.

Billy: Forget the Zapper. Get the Crash Star!"

Kevin: But I can't. The Swamp Creature's blocking it. 
   
The star was behind the creature in a tree's knothole.

Billy: Sure you can, kid. Just remember what I taught ya. 

Kevin jumped and grabbed a branch. He swung forward and onto Billy's truck. A group of alligators swam in front of him. He jumped on their heads and then grabbed a snake to swing forward to get in front of the knothole. Kevin grabbed the star. 
   
All the alligators, snakes, and the Swamp Creature advanced on Kevin. Kevin threw the star at the Swamp Creature. The Swamp Creature looked surprised and disappeared. The star then bounced on three alligators, finishing them off, then to three snakes.

King Hippo (scared,yelling) Whoa! Let's get outta here! 
   
He and the Eggplant Wizard ran as the star chased them. Simon got a matador's cape out and waited by the warp. 

Simon: Toro! Toro! Oh, I mean 'Hippo! Hippo!' 
   
Hippo and Eggy dove into the warp.

Simon: Olé!

Mother Brain saw this and looked up. They fell in with some mud and landed on Mother Brain.

Mother Brain: (angry,yelling) You incompetent pukes! You've ruined everything!"
   
Later that evening, in the bayou...
    
Loafer was sitting next to a disappointed Simon with his arm around him.

Simon: This isn't fair, Your Highness. 

Lana: But I promised you dinner, Simon, and I always keep my promise. 
   
Loafer looked hungry. Simon got a full turkey and gave it to Loafer. Loafer chopped down on it. All that remained were the bones.

Lana: Thanks again for helping us out, Billy. 

Kevin: And for teaching me about the bayou. 

Billy: No,Problemo. 
   
A frog jumped onto the table. Duke was chasing it. They messed up the dishes on the table.

Kevin: I just wish I could teach Duke to stop chasing things. 
   
Duke went into a hole under a tree.

Kevin: Oh, no! Where does that warp lead to? 

Billy: That's no warp. That there's the entrance to Loafer's nest. 
   
Duke ran out as some young alligators walked after him, smiling.

Kevin: (smiling) I think Duke's finally learned his lesson. 
   
Duke jumped into Kevin's lap and covered his head with his paws, a terrified look on his face.
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Notes: I'll be going out of official air order here,so the episode "Most Dangerous Game Master" will be next.  

Captain N: Re-Edited Episode 1: Kevin In Videoland

It was a dark day in Videoland. For seven years, Mother Brain's minions have laid siege on the Universe. And now they set their sights on The Palace of Power.
 
Through the monitor in Mother Brain's lair on Metroid, her brain-shaped base, one could see the golden Palace of Power surrounded by evil troops, many on the ground and some flying around. The troops were all from Metroid, Mother Brain's home base.

Mother Brain's two principal lackeys were watching the troops' actions through the monitor. They were King Hippo, a blue, yellow-eyed obese boxer wearing only brown pants, yellow shoes, orange boxing gloves, and a silly crown, and Eggplant Wizard, a fat, one-eyed, purple-colored, eggplant-shaped being with a short green stem on his head and a red cape.

King Hippo: (grinning,to Eggplant Wizard) Ha, ha! We're too strong for 'em! 

Eggplant Wizard smiled at his comrade, but then looked surprised as he turned around to look behind himself. Their leader, Mother Brain, was stretching her tentacle out to King Hippo's right foot. The less said about her appearance the better. Her pinkish gray brain was oversized and sealed in a bottle filled with necessary greenish fluid. Her yellow, evil eyes were set in her pink face, which had three holes between the eyes and the mouth; the largest hole, in the center, was where the nose should have been; the two other holes flanked it. Her mouth was quite human; the bottom of her face stretched to the bottom of her jar. The eyes were each connected by a tentacle to the brain, and her face was directly connected by two tentacles thereto. The cerebellum of her brain was connected to the spinal cord, which went down to the bottom of her jar and connected to circuitry in the bottom. On the top of her jar, on the left and on the right, were two passages for her two free tentacles so that she could grasp objects with her tentacles and fire electrical shots with them, for her powerful nervous system could control electricity with great ease. On the top of her jar, furthermore, were three metal objects that she could use to fire more electricity.

She wrapped her tentacle around one of King Hippo's short legs and lifted him to her.

King Hippo (surprised):  Yow!

Mother Brain: Who's too strong for them, King Hippo?

King Hippo (scared): "Uh, uh, uh, you! You're too strong for 'em, M-M-Mother Brain! 

Mother Brain smiled evilly at his appropriate response. Eggplant Wizard snickers under his breath.

MB: (slightly annoyed) What's so funny, Eggplant Wizard? 

Eggplant Wizard (looking around,innocently): Who, me?

King Hippo cried as Mother Brain began moving him. Eggplant Wizard stared upwards as Mother Brain positioned King Hippo over him; then she dropped the fat boxer onto Eggplant Wizard as he tried to run. Several vegetables popped out of the wizard as King Hippo fell on him. He pushed his head out from under and looked at Mother Brain.

Eggplant Wizard: N-n-nothing, Mother Brain,nothing at all. 

Smiling nastily, Mother Brain pulled her tentacle back into her jar.

MB: "That's right, especially for those poor souls in the Palace of Power! It won't be long before I, Powerful Monster that I am, become Queen of Videoland! Ha, ha, ha,..."

Her maniacal laugh could be heard through out the galaxy.
 
As Mother Brain plots the Palace's doom, the beautiful Princess Lana is filled with despair. The body of the Palace of Power was slender, stretching high into the sky; the top was surrounded by many pods. The bottom was anchored securely to the ground. The Throne room possessed lavender carpeting, the golden throne lined with lavender fabric, two enormous precious seashells flanking the ivory throne circle which was elevated above the rest of the floor, and golden walls and floor. Lana, the Princess Regent of Videoland, was sitting on the throne, facing Simon Belmont, Mega Man, and Pit Icarus, the bravest defenders of Videoland.


Pit Icarus was very short, red-haired, and blue-eyed, with white wings. he had a Roman-like white toga and sandals outfit, and he also had gloves. Mega Man was a short android with a green body, a dark visor that showed his eyes, and a face that was human in appearance. Simon Belmont was "tall, dark, and handsome". He had a blue coat, gloves, brown pants, brown boots, a brown backpack, and goggles, all one would need for adventuring. He kept a whip on one of his left belt-loops. His hair was blond, and his eyes were blue. He was annoying and self-centered much of the time

Princess Lana was very beautiful, with green eyes and quite lengthy brown hair with a small tail on top. A small golden crown, with a green emerald on her head. She wore gold earings and a neckband. Her dress was between red and pink with white shoulder covers. It was separated at the belly area. The bottom part covered little of her legs; it was slightly longer on her right leg.

She also wore long blue boots, with golden cuffs near the ankles. On each arm near the wrist was a pink-red bracelet, each with a golden band near the wrist, each golden band with an emerald in it.

Princess Lana was quite distressed at the moment.

Princess Lana: I'm afraid we can't hold out much longer. Pit Icarus, your loyalty has never diminished.

She pushed a tuft of hair from Pit Icarus' face.

Pit Icarus wiped away a tear.

Pit: Just doing my duty, Your Highness.

Princess Lana stood up, knelt down, and put her hands on Mega Man's shoulders. "

Lana: Mega Man, you fought bravely and well.

Mega Man smiled at her.

Mega Man: (bowing his head) A pleasure to serve you, Your Worship.

Princess Lana turned to Simon Belmont. "

Lana: And Simon, you've been our anchor in a long and terrible storm.

Simon:(with pride) I Know.

Lana: I thank you all for your efforts. I only wish it didn't have to end this way!

With sizzling electrical current, the lights dimmed and shone bright again. Lana gasped.

The voice of the Ancient Prophecy sounded throughout the room:

Voice: Do not give up hope yet, Princess.

A light shone, and Lana gasped again. All four went to the source of the light, the Power Glove, which was on a pedestal. It was from here that the voice was coming.

Voice: There are powers beyond those of which you are familiar. The Legend of Videoland foretells of a young warrior from another land who shall warp into our universe and lead you to victory.

Simon frowned and shook his head with disgust at the fact that there might be a hero superior to himself.

Voice: He is Captain N, the Game Enforcer." 

Thus far, Lana, Pit Icarus, and Mega Man had been listening with attention to the prophetic voice.

Voice: Behold, the Ultimate Warp Zone!.

The glove fired a bright energy onto the ceiling, turning the energy into a bright, blue warp.

Kevin Keene was a normal fifteen-year-old, with a strong sense of adventure and love for Video Games. He was rather tall and lean, though he did have a bit of strength. He was quite honest most of the time and, in most matters, well-behaved. His brown hair was a bit long, but not sloppily so. He also had blue eyes.

He wore a short-sleeved yellow shirt outside his blue jeans, and he had white-and-black sneakers. His jeans were too long for anyone to see his socks, normally. He had a jacket with white sleeves, a white collar, red cuffs, a red body, and a black N with a while outline on the left breast.

Kevin was in his messy room. His mother had told him to clean it up, but he had not. Instead, he was playing a game of Punch-Out!! He wasn't doing too well against King Hippo, either; he didn't know why he wasn't playing so well tonight. His dog, Duke, came to him with the Zapper in his mouth.

The dog was mostly light-brown with a dark-brown patch of fur on the left side of his face; his ears were floppy, and his tail was sort of medium-length. He was of medium size. He had a blue handkerchief over his collar. Amused, Kevin shook his head.

Suddenly, the screen on his television changed...from that of the boxing ring to the Throne room in the Palace of Power!

Kevin: (in great surprise) Whoa,what the!?

Suddenly, energy from the television reached out and grabbed for him. He jumped out of his chair and tried to hold on to the curtains in the back of his room, but to no avail. One of the bars ripped out of the wall, and he was pulled into his television set, through a warp to Videoland. His faithful dog, Duke, followed. Kevin screamed as he fell through the warp passage.
 The warp churned more brightly, and Simon, Kid Icarus, Mega Man, and Lana turned to it. Kevin and Duke emerged from the Ultimate Warp and landed on their bellies in front of Simon,Pit Icarus, and Mega Man.

Kevin: What? How did we get here?"

He looked up at the three people who were in front of him.

Kevin:(slightly confused) Simon Belmont? Pit Icarus? Mega Man?

As Kevin gets up.

Simon: (points at kevin mockingly) And you must be Captain N! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

Duke got up.

Kevin rubbed his eyes and smiled.

Kevin: You guys aren't real! (He rubs Simon's nose with his right index finger) You're just computer bytes in my game cartridges.

Simon snapped his head around trying to bite Kevin's finger.

Kevin: (pulled back his finger) Whoa! They're real!

He shrugged and looked down at Duke, who lay back down and whined in a low voice with his forepaws on his head.

Simon: (arrogantly) Ha,Looks like the Ultimate Warp brought us the ultimate wimp!

Princess Lana had a worried look on her face. She was skeptical,very skeptical of this stranger,but she decided to go introduce herself anyway....and hope that he really Was the Savior of their Universe.

Lana: I'm Princess Lana.

Kevin turned to face her. His eyes widened involuntarily. He looked over her whole body.

Kevin: I'm in love. (smiles and blushes). I - I mean I'm Kevin.

Duke looked up at his human master and, with a noise of disapproval, shook his head.

Kevin: Where am I?

Lana:Why,you're in Videoland (points at the Ultimate Warp) The Ultimate Warp brought you here.

Kevin: (perplexed somewhat) Warp? Like the Warp Zones from Super Mario Bros.?

Lana: Something like that. The legend foretold of you coming to help restore peace to our world. That's why it gave you that Power Pad and Zapper. (points at them) they are great tools.

Kevin looked at his waist, and he now had a belt with the 'Power Pad' at the center and a holster for the Zapper on his right side. The Power Pad was in the shape of an original NES control pad, with the crosspad on the left and the two red buttons on the right. Across the top of the pad was a series of eight bright green lights that indicated the power level. They would darken to the left as the power in the Power Pad was used.

Kevin's perplexity was growing.

Kevin: Me restore peace to Videoland? Hey, I don't think you have the right guy (takes out the Zapper).And this is just a toy.

Carelessly, he pulled the trigger, knowing nothing would happen; but, to his surprise, a blue laser beam shot out and hit Simon. He was moving the thing upwards, so the beam went up and destroyed the chain holding one of the seashells. The seashell fell and almost hit Pit Icarus, who fell into Mega Man's arms; it smashed to pieces upon hitting the floor. Simon primped his hair and growled at Kevin.

Kevin: (stunned) This can't be happening!

Irate, Pit Icarus flew over to Kevin and grabbed him by the collar.

Pit: It sure is, Kevin! It's as real as real can be! (He releases Kevin) Ok?

Lana's demenor returns to despair.

Lana: if you cannot help us,Mother Brain will conquer all of Videoland, and our peace will be lost forever.

Kevin's common sense won out in this. He didn't see why he had to do anything for these people; so what if they were his favorite video game characters? They weren't real; he had probably just fallen asleep and was dreaming. Even if he was not dreaming, even if they were real, he still owed nothing to them. Little did he realize his importance in this kingdom.

Kevin: Sorry,but I'm no Superhero! I'm going home. (turned to the warp and motions for Duke to follow). Come on, Duke.

The warp disappeared just before he got to the wall, so he walked right smack into the wall and then fell on his back.
 
Kevin: Ugh!

Lana: (gasps) Oh!

Simon:  (laughs at kevin) Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! (puts his hand on Lana's back gently). There, there, don't worry, Princess. I'll save Videoland.

The Vampire Hunter smiled sweetly at the Princess, but this did little to console her. Lana closed her eyes and began to sob. She turned Simon away and ran to a lift platform. It lifted her to the floor where her room was.

Simon: Your Cuteness, wait!

The Hunter ran off to catch up with her.

Pit Icarus and Mega Man turned to Kevin, angry at him.

Pit: You were our only hope, but you let us down! (flys away) Ugh!

Mega Man: You get a low score for this game! 

Mega leaves to catch up with his friend, Pit Icarus.

Kevin just stood there thinking to himself.

Kevin: (thinking) Well, now how am I going to get home?
    
In her luxurious room, Lana sat in front of her mirror. She took the photo she had of her father, Charles, who was King of Videoland and had been the ruler until Mother Brain banished him away to some other land.

Lana: (sadly) Oh, Father, the legend has failed us. The one it brought is just not strong enough to meet the challenge. I've tried to lead our people since you disappeared, but I've failed you.

The evil Mother Brain and her lackeys were watching these events on the monitor in her lair on Metroid. Being broadcast via the camera inside her various micro spy bots.

Mother Brain: Mm, mm, mm! (turns from the screen to her two moronic servants) Isn't that too bad? The Ultimate Warp Zone has drained the Palace's power, giving me a perfect opportunity to strike a fatal blow at the heart of Videoland! Eh, heh, heh, heh!...Executing The Princess! 

Eggplant Wizard: I shall carry out your request,no error!"

The Wizard bowed ingratiatingly.

Mother Brain: Not you, Eggplant Wizard! King Hippo! 
 
 Eggplant Wizard got on floor and began a tantrum.

Eggplant Wizard: (whining) No fair! It's my turn! He got to do your last evil deed! 

Mother Brain: (takes EW by the neck with her right tentacle)  Let me tell you why.(squeezing his neck a little bit,shouting) Because you mussed up the last time, you incompetent vegetable!

Mother Brain tossed The Wizard across the room; he popped vegetables behind as he flew into the wall. She turned to King Hippo and addressed him more kindly.

Mother Brain: King Hippo, go to the Palace and punch out their defenses. Then, kidnap the Princess, and bring her to me! 

King Hippo: (backing his way out) Heh, heh! Don't worry, Your Disgustiness! I'll be back with that chick before you can give me a ten-count! Heh, heh!

Hippo backed into the wall. He turned and cautiously exited.

Mother Brain:(turned to Eggplant Wizard) And you, go with him, you brainless idiot! 

Eggplant Wizard get ups.

Eggplant Wizard: Yes, Your Brain-ness!

EW turned to the door and sped up after King Hippo, leaving vegetables behind.

Mother Brain turned to the monitor, which again showed her troops around the Palace of Power.

Mother Brain: Without the Princess to lead them, it won't be long before all of those video worlds fall under my control. Then, I'll be the invincible Queen of Videoland! Ha, ha, ha, ha! Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

In the Target Practice room of the Palace of Power, Pit Icarus flew over to Simon and Mega Man.

Pit: (with concern) Poor Princess! She was very upset!"

Mega Man was equally as concerned. He turned to Simon.

Mega Man: We must do something. 

Simon cracked his whip, the tip of which combed his hair for him. He got out his portable mirror and looked at himself quite egotistically.

Simon: Don't fret your little mega mind. There's only one person who can help the Princess, and I'm looking at him. (puts his whip away, twirls his mirror, and puts it away) Let's see; there should be a lift around here somewhere. (He locates the correct lift)  There it is!

Simon stood on the lift and it took him up to the floor with Lana's room.

In the Throne room, Kevin was sitting on the throne, talking to his dear pet.

Kevin: There's gotta be some way out of this crazy Universe. Come on, Duke. If that Princess got us into this mess, maybe she can get us out.

Kevin got up and went to find Princess Lana's room. Elsewhere in the Palace, Mother Brain's minions arrive in search of the Princess.
    
King Hippo and Eggplant Wizard arrived on a floor in the Palace of Power, which was, unfortunately, where the Princess' room was. King Hippo was smashing down walls to make their way through the Palace. The obese boxer arrived in a hall with many rooms; he turned and saw Simon approaching while whistling, then ducked back into the wall.

Eggplant Wizard: (stepping out blindly into the hallway) How do we know which door leads to the Princess?

King Hippo grabbed him by the cape and pulled him out of the hall. 

King Hippo watched from hiding as Simon walked by, whistling, his eyes closed, to Princess Lana's room.

King Hippo: Ha, ha! Simple! Simon will lead us to her. 

Simon walked straight to the door to Lana's room and knocked.

Simon: Princess! It's me - Simon Belmont,your Hero!"

He put his ear to the door.
Lana: Just a minute!

As Simon smiled to himself,King Hippo sneaked up behind him with a large bag and bagged the vampire hunter, then tied him up. King Hippo took Simon to a warp chute that led to another section of the Palace,all while Eggplant Wizard watched.

King Hippo: Ha, ha! This should warp him out of town for a while!

He forced Simon into a fetal position, tossed him into the chute, then rubbed his hands.

Eggplant Wizard smiled at what his comrade had done; the warp burped, and King Hippo thought it was Eggplant Wizard who had done so.

King Hippo: (bops Eggplant Wizard) Excuse yourself, you pig!

Eggplant Wizard: Hey!

The two ran back to the door to Lana's room and flanked it.

King Hippo: Shhh

Eggplant Wizard's eye narrowed so that he was making a venomous smile. The doors opened from the inside, and Lana emerged.

Lana: Okay, Simon. What do you -

The instant Lana discovered something was wrong, King Hippo grabbed her and silenced her by holding his gloves over her mouth. She struggled against his grasp, but to no avail. King Hippo dragged her back into her room, and Eggplant Wizard entered and closed the door to assist in packaging the Princess.

Seconds later, Kevin arrived and knocked on the door.

Kevin: Uh, Your - Your Highness? (He hears her humming from inside; he knocked again) It's me, Kevin. I need to talk to you! 

Within, King Hippo and Eggplant Wizard were wrapping Lana up in a heavy carpet.

King Hippo: (quietly) Quick, think of somethin'!

Eggplant Wizard: (quietly) But, I'm just an incompetent vegetable!"
 
Kevin's voice: Is everything all right in there? 

King Hippo: (falsetto) Er, uh. ..yuh, yes, yes, everything's just fine, thank you."

Kevin's Voice: Can I come in? 

Hippo: Uh, no. Go away! I'm not decent! Hoo, hoo, hoo!

Eggplant Wizard:(holding the Princess,quietly) You can say that again! 

Kevin was very suspicious. He definitely knew something was wrong. He drew his Zapper.

Kevin: Something funny's going on, Duke. (He vaporizes the door with the Zapper and runs into the room,where he sees King Hippo and Eggplant Wizard ready to take away the Princess) Princess Lana! Put her down! 

King Hippo: Heh, heh! Whatever you say!

King Hippo and Eggplant Wizard tossed the wrapped-up Princess at Kevin and knocked him onto his back.

Growling, Duke pulled at the shoestring on King Hippo's left shoe.

King Hippo Hey! Hey, get away, mutt! Get off -

Duke popped the shoestring; King Hippo's struggling caused him to fall back during a gasp and onto Eggplant Wizard, causing more vegetables to pop out of his companion!

Eggplant Wizard: Yo get off,blimpo!

Lana was still struggling.

Kevin: Hold on (he uncovered her face) It's me, Kevin!

Lana was relieved to see him.

Eggplant Wizard reached behind himself and pulled veggies out.

Lana: Kevin! Look out! 

Eggplant Wizard juggled the veggies, then tossed a lethal tomato at Kevin. Kevin pressed "Left" on his new Power Pad. He zipped to his right, and the tomato popped harmlessly onto the wall.

Kevin: Whoa! This Power Pad is too cool! 

Eggplant Wizard formed a banana pistol with holster and belt on himself near the 'waist.'

Eggplant Wizard: If you think you're so good, human, try to outdraw me! 
 
Kevin: Anytime you're ready!

He reached down to the Zapper, Eggplant Wizard down to the banana pistol. They watched each other closely. Kevin's eyes narrowed slowly, then Eggplant Wizard's quickly. Then, Eggplant Wizard quickly drew and shot Kevin with the banana pistol, whose projectile banana sealed Kevin inside a large banana peel! The villains dragged Lana away.

Lana: Kevin, help! 

Duke peeled the banana and freed Kevin, who popped out with his Zapper ready.

Kevin: All right! That's it! You guys are history! (He looks around. Eggplant Wizard, King Hippo, and Princess Lana were nowhere in sight) Lana! Oh, no. She's gone.

Kevin and Duke left the bedroom and looked down the hallway.

Kevin: Princess! Come on, Duke.


Kid Icarus and Mega Man were barricading a door from the outside so that Mother Brain's minions could not get in. Kevin and Duke arrived.

Kevin: Pit! Mega Man! we need to save the Princess! 

Pit Icarus: (gives Kevin the thumbs-up with his right hand) Don't worry,kevin! She's safe with Simon!"

Simon's scream can be heard approaching. A warp opened above the door and dumped the sack with Simon in it onto the floor. After hitting the floor with a loud thud, Simon popped his head out of the bag.

Kevin: Simon, the Princess has been kidnapped! If we don't find her, I may never be able to get back home!

Simon de-bagged himself.

Pit: We'll start searching immediately!

Simon grabs Pit.

 Pit: Not so fast! As the highest-ranking officer of Her Highness's court,...not to mention her dearest friend,...I shall give the orders. (puts his left foot on a box) Mega Man your just the stongman and You,Pit are just a scout.

Simon smiled, his eyes closed, as Mega Man very, very rapidly shined his boot. Soon, Simon smelled smoke and looked down at his boot, which was so hot it was red. Simon cried in pain. Holding his left foot, he leapt about the room in pain. Pit Icarus took his rain arrow and caused a shower over Simon. After being dampened, Simon was not amused. He stormed over to Pit Icarus and Mega Man, and he promptly started arguing with the two of them. He accused them of insubordination, while they both accused him of disrespecting them. 

Kevin: Hit the pause, guys! (On his Power Pad, he pressed the one of the two rectangular buttons that was closer to the crosspad, and this froze the three fighting N Team members) No wonder Videoland's losing the war! These guys are just fighting themselves. We've got to rescue the Princess(He hit the same button again and unfroze the three) Simon, get me a map of Videoland.

Simon walked over to Kevin and put his right hand on Kevin's left shoulder.

Simon: Simon Belmont takes orders from only one person - (points to himself) Simon Belmont. I'll lead us to the fair Princess, but first, I'll need a map.(He removed a metal cylinder from his backpack; the cylinder grew into a map on legs) Hm. Whoever abducted the Princess is obviously taking her back to Mother Brain on Metroid. (He pointed to a loop on the right side of the map, near a blue circle labeled 'M') There's a warp right here that'll take us directly to her. 

Kevin: I don't think so.
  
Simon: I beg your pardon? 

Kevin: Look, Metroid and Kid Icarus are 'sister' titles"(indicates a loop on the left side of the map, near a yellow circle labeled 'I') So,this is likely the warp to Metroid. 

Simon: (arogantly) Wrong, warp brain; it's this one.(pointing to the loop he had been indicating). Ha!  
Kevin: No Way.

Simon: (smiling smugly)  Tell you what! I'll flip you for it. (removes a coin from his pocket) Heads we go my way, tails we go yours. (flippes the coin. It spun in the air and landed on the floor, with Simon's conceited face smiling upwards under the words 'MY HERO')  Heads! You lose! Ha, ha, ha!"

Simon laughed as he, Mega Man, and Pit Icarus left for the warp area. Kevin picked up the coin, thinking of how conceited the vampire hunter was. He flipped the coin in his hand. Heads again!

Kevin: The old 2-headded coin bit.  

Duke looked at it and growled while Kevin shook his head. The two caught up with Simon and the others.

Outside, they waited for one of Mother Brain's flying patrols to pass before they went to the warp area. Kevin reminded everyone to be quiet. They reached Simon's warp; Mega Man lifted the cover.

Simon: This is it - the express warp to Metroid!

Pit Icarus flew down into the warp.

Pit: There's no time to lose!"

Mega Man jumped in, and then Simon with his nose pinched shut as if he were diving into water. Duke sniffed the warp and shook his head at his master.

Kevin: (patting his pet on the head) I know, Duke, but we've got no choice.

Kevin jumped into the warp, and Duke reluctantly followed.

The five emerged screaming from a shower sprayer, and they landed on a pink object with white spots.

Pit: This isn't Metroid!

Kevin: No,It's Kongoland! (pointing to a sign marked 'KONGOLAND' nearby).Not good.

Simon: Kongoland? But that's the home of...Donkey Kong!!! 

They were on the large ape's head, and he was bringing a brush up to it. Screaming, they fell down to his bathtub! They landed on a bar of soap. Donkey Kong was wearing a pink hair cover on his head, and he was holding a brush in one hand. When, he saw the heroes on his bar of soap, he screamed in his low voice. Everyone screamed when Donkey Kong sent a wave of water at the heroes! The soap bar raced out of the tub with the wave and deposited the heroes onto the ground. The heroes fled as Donkey Kong got up. He attempted pursuit, but he slipped on the bar of soap and fell on his back. By now, he was really ticked off!

Flying away, Pit Icarus faced the ape.

Pit: My arrows will stop that gargantuan gorrila!"

Pit aimed his bow and an arrow at a coconut tree and fired. The arrow knocked three coconuts loose from the tree, and each coconut landed on Donkey Kong's fat head! He stood up and screamed. When he reached for Pit Icarus, the small archer attempted to fly away, but Donkey Kong grabbed him by the left foot.

The other heroes were still retreating.

Kevin: Wait! We've gotta save Pit!"

Simon: (snaggs a tree limb with his whip) That'll be a snap.(swings towards Donkey Kong with a cocky grin, but then the limb snaps, and the vampire hunter began falling!) That wasn't the kind of snap I had in miiiiiiiind!!!

He released an "Oof" as he landed. He stood up and held his whip in front of him as if about to scold it.

Simon: Phew. That wasn't so bad.

Unfortunately, he had landed on Donkey Kong's open hand, and Donkey Kong snorted down at him. Simon turned away. He cried out as Donkey Kong thrust him over Kevin and Mega Man's heads into a tree.

Donkey Kong tried to stomp Kevin, but the teenager pressed a button on his Power Pad and shrank to a small, bright orb that zipped away before the foot reached him. Simon had smashed flat into the tree. Mega Man peeled him off and straightened him out.

Simon: Phew! Well. He'll think twice before tangling with me again! 

Kevin popped back in front of Simon and Mega Man. Unfortunately, the ape had started climbing a tree - with Pit Icarus still in his clutches!

Pit: Help!

Kevin: I hope this works.

Kevin positioned his finger over the leftmost red button on his pad and after a second,he pressed the button and zipped upwards onto the hand of Donkey Kong that held Pit Icarus. He popped the archer out of the ape's hand and then dropped back down with Kid Icarus to the ground. Donkey Kong reached out and growled in anger.

Pit: Hey, thanks, Kevin! You're a pretty good Game Enforcer after all. 
 
Kevin: Thank me later. We've gotta warp out of here before Donkey Kong gives us the big Game Over.
 
Kevin and everyone else raced towards a hollow tree stump. Donkey Kong landed on the ground in front of the tree, and his anger and frustration were growing by the second. Kevin pointed to the hollow stump. But no sooner did Duke jump up to do so than a piranha flower popped out and tried to put the bite on him! Fortunately, the dog reacted instantly and got out of the way.
 
Kevin: (yelling): We're too late! The zone's closed up! 

Simon: (crying out) And that beast is closing in!

Donkey Kong raced towards them.

Kevin: (pointing at a spewing volcano) I think there's the way off this world!
    
Meanwhile,In Mother Brain's lair on Metroid, King Hippo and Eggplant Wizard held Lana steady in front of Mother Brain.

Lana: You won't get away with this, Mother Brain. My warriors will rescue me. 

Mother Brain: Of course, my little Princess,...just like they rescued your father! Hee, hee, hee, hee! And Once I'm done executing you,Videoland will finally be mine! 
 
Mother Brain opened a sucking warp above Lana. Hippo and Eggplant released the Princess, and she was sucked screaming up into the tallest tower on Metroid. The trap door closed beneath her, and she landed on it. Suddenly, a door opened, and a large monster with spikes on its back emerged with a staff to guard her.
 
Lana gasped. She went to the barred window.

Lana: You'll pay for this, Mother Brain!

Back in Kongoland...The Heroes are climbing the volcano.

Simon: This is crazy! We're headed straight into a double dead-end! Dead if we jump in the volcano, and dead if we don't!
 
Donkey Kong was climbing up after them.
 
The heroes emerged on the top of the volcano.
 
Kevin: Look, I've played Kongoland enough times to know what I'm doing. Trust me! 
 
[Note: Kongoland is a game exclusive to Kevin's world]

Mega Man: Simon's right. My sensors detect no warps in this area. 
 
Suddenly, the surface of the lava in the volcano's lava tube flared up and burst, sending rocks flying upwards.

Kevin: Get down! 

Everyone gets down.

Simon: 'Trust me', he says. Ha! I'd sooner trust a vampire to give me a shave!

The rocks fell and nearly knocked Donkey Kong off, but he managed to maintain his ground.

Kevin: Quick! Closer to the edge of the volcano!
 
Everyone else, including Duke, shook his head. Simon grabbed Kevin's arm.

Simon: Are you nuts?" 
 
Kevin: (with a smile) I know what I'm doing! Trust me! 
 
Pit: I trust you, Kevin.
 
Mega Man: (smiles) If Pit Icarus trusts you, I trust you!

Mega neared Kevin and Kid Icarus near the edge, and Duke joined them as well.
  
Kevin: Come on, Simon! 

Simon: (backing up)  Oh, no! Not me! I'm staying right here! 
 
The lava burst again and sent more rocks skywards. Immediately, Kevin hit the Pause button again. He and Duke got on one rock, Pit Icarus and Mega Man on another.

Kevin: Quick! Get on the boulders; the pause won't last that long.

Simon was beginning to lose his confident look, but he did not want to concede defeat to the new hero yet.

Kevin: Simon, hurry!
 
The pause wore off, and the boulders flew away. Simon turned and saw Donkey Kong's head come above the volcano's top! Another rock flew up behind him, and the vain vampire hunter whipped out his whip and snagged the boulder before Donkey Kong could snag him.

Simon: Wait for meeee! 

Donkey Kong growled in anger as his last reach failed. The boulders left Kongoland and flew through space towards the brain-shaped asteroid known as Metroid.

 Princess Lana looked despondently from her tower prison. Then, as her hope was fading, she noticed three boulders come over the horizon. She gasped as she saw who was on them! The boulders flew over the surface of Metroid.

Kevin: Hey, guys, this is where we get off.

He hit the Pause button again. Simon cried,letting go of his whip handle. He crashed on the ground. When the pause wore off, the boulders fell to the ground, as Kevin had told the pause to take away their momentum. Simon was loving the ground, but he wisely moved before the boulder he had ridden on crushed him. Pit Icarus and Mega Man were most impressed by Kevin now.

Pit: That was a real cool move, Kevin!"

Mega Man: I agree!

Mega Man shook hands with Kevin,shaking him up a bit,due to Mega's strength.

Kevin: Th-th-thanks. 

Simon: Don't thank me yet. I still have to rescue the Princess. 

Pit: Speaking of Her Highness, look! (pointed up to the tower, where Lana was waving toward the heroes) It's her.

Simon: Ah. Just like in the fairy tales! The handsome hero will rescue the fair Princess from the impenetrable tower!
 
Kevin Simon. We have to do this as a team, remember? 
 
He, Duke, Kid Icarus, and Mega Man moved towards the tower.

Simon: Ah! The team! Of course. (spritzing some breath spray into his mouth. But as the others moved towards the tower, Simon sneaked off to a well) Sorry, Captain Nuisance, but no one shall come between Princess Lana and her loving Simon Belmont. This warp will take me straight into her arms.

It was only after he had jumped in that he realized that this was not a warp! he cried as he fell into the water.

The group stopped near the tower.

Kevin: Mega Man, give me a hand. That looks like an opening. 
 
Kevin put one foot into Mega Man's hands, and Mega Man propelled him upwards at a very high speed. As he soared through the air, Kevin screamed. He fell through the roof of the tower, and he landed on and squashed Lana's guard into video dust.

Kevin: Princess! 
 
Lana turned towards him and smiled in delight. She ran to him, and they embraced each other.

Lana: I thought you didn't want to have anything to do with Videoland. 

Kevin: I'm sorry I didn't take you seriously before. I couldn't believe that this was real. 
 
She shook her head as they released each other.

Lana: It is I who should apologize to you. 
 
Mega Man, Pit Icarus, and Duke broke into the room.

Kevin: Don't worry about it, Princess. 
 
Suddenly, the door the group had used shut tight! Lana gasped. Kevin yelled in surprise, looking at the door. Mega Man struggled to open it again, but to no avail. He shrugged.

Mega Man: We're locked in. 
 
Then, the hologram of Mother Brain appeared to them.

Holo-Mother Brain: So, this is what the Ultimate Warp Zone has sent to defeat me, huh? 
 
Kevin was instantly angry with her for all that she had put Lana and Videoland through.

Holo-Mother Brain: We'll see just how good you are when you try to survive...the corridors of Metroid! Eee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee! 

Unfortunately, Kevin, Lana, and Duke were all perfectly positioned on the trap door! It opened and dumped the three into the center of Metroid. They landed prostrate. Kevin looked up and gasped as a monster dove down towards him. He ducked as the monster flew over, but when it returned, he shot it with a Zapper blast. The three got up and ran. They climbed up on platforms to a higher level, and he blasted a flying monster that came after them. Then, two ugly blue critters chased them all around. They confused the pair of monsters into falling into the lava when they leapt across some moving platforms. As they were running, a fireball came at them. They went to another series of platforms and went down, and they evaded the ball. Kevin blasted another flying thing that came at them. Finally, the trio arrived at a door. Kevin twirled his Zapper and shot a hole in the door, and they all went through.

Kevin: We did it! We made it through! 

Lana: Mother Brain! (seeing the evil brain and her two minions) Oh,no!

Kevin: (confident) "No problemo!" (aims his Zapper and tries to fire, but no beam emerged from the Zapper!) Huh? (looking down at the Power Pad) Aw, I'm out of power! 
 
Mother Brain was sadistically happy about the situation.

Mother Brain: And you're out of time, too! Besides Samus,No one human could never defeat me!"

As MB laughed maniacally,Simon Belmont busted through the ceiling and swung down from his whip. He landed on the floor.

Simon: That may be true Mother Brain,no one human can,but how about a team!"

Mega Man burst a hole in the wall, and he entered, followed by Pit Icarus. Mother Brain was unpleasantly surprised to see the entire N Team assembled before her.
 
Mother Brain: (to her minions) Get them! 
 
Eggplant and Hippo moved towards the N Team. Simon swung his whip at the imbeciles, but Hippo grabbed the end.

King Hippo: Ha! What'cha you going to do now, dude? 

Simon: I'm not going to do anything, but my whip is going to whoop you! 
 
Simon's live whip tied up King Hippo and Eggplant Wizard, who were screaming to be let out. King Hippo fell over onto the wizard, causing vegetables to pop out.
 
Mother Brain: (in dismay) Oh, brother.(turns to the team and grins wickedly) I'll deal with you myself!
 
Pit Icarus flew up to her and fired an arrow at a lever, causing her to spin around uncontrollably..while screaming! Her jar was now a blur, and electricity fired everywhere.

Kevin: (noticing a warp out of Metroid) Quick! Into the warp! It's too dangerous to finish her off now!

Lana: One day,Mother Brain,One day.

The moment our heroes returned home,they battled and destroyed the Metroid minions who were attacking the Palace of Power. Hours later,inside...

At the Palace, Lana sat and addressed Kevin.
   
Lana: The legend may have been right about you after all, Captain N. 
 
Kevin: (smile) Yeah, well...I was just...lucky, I guess.

Simon: Personally, I wasn't lucky at all. No, it was skill and razor-sharp timing that allowed me to rescue you and save Videoland from that evil - 
 
Lana put her hand over his mouth to prevent him from finishing.

Lana: Thank you, Simon.(stands up and faces Kevin) We're indebted to you, and to the rest of you as well.

Duke barked. She rubbed his head.

Lana: You too, Duke. (turns to Kevin) And as for you, you may have helped me win the battle, but the war is far from over. You will stay and help defend Videoland, won't you? 
 
Kevin assumed a remorseful look.

Kevin: Sorry, Your Highness, but I've got to get back to my world. 
 
Duke barked, nodding in agreement. Lana was saddened by this decision, but she agreed. They returned to the Ultimate Warp. She knew that once he passed through that warp, he would forget all that he had done here. The warp opened as the group approached.
 
Simon: (eager to be rid of Kevin) Yes. Well, it was very nice of you to drop by. (waving good-bye) Do come back and visit us soon in, say, twenty years? 
 
Kevin turned back for one final look at the group and turned to the warp. He was about to pass through when...

Voice of Kevin's Mom: Kevin? You'd better not be playing that foolish game! You have homework to do. And don't forget to take out the trash! 
 
Kevin's look betrayed quite easily that he did not want to go back to face these unpleasant chores, but no one could read it because no one was facing him. He backed away from the warp.

Kevin: On second thought, I guess I could stick around just a little longer.

Lana came up to him. He looked back to her over his left shoulder, and she kissed him on his left cheek. Simon gasped, horrified.

Kevin: Let's face it. I'm hooked!

Kevin twirled his Zapper and fired it off towards an unimportant part of the ceiling.
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And that was the 1st episode of Captain N: Re-Edited. For this series,I will be taking scripts of the show that I find and edit them. I edit dialog and scenes to make the series a bit more logical. Plus I also add new narration to help matters.

Now,I won't be doing Every episode,just the ones I feel are the most important.

I have no Idea about what i'm gonna do for the next episode,so until then. See ya!