Captain N Re-Edited Episode 17: The Final Fantasy of Captain N!

2 weeks after the Incident on Tetris.....

Kevin, Lana, Mega Man, and Pit Icarus have just finished a mission on Mount Olympius and have arrived in the world of Final Fantasy 1 to have lunch with Lana's friend, the Elf Prince. Unknown to our Heroes,a sinister plot to overthrow the Elf Prince is about to take place.

Kevin: Not a shabby world,reminds me of Hyrule.

Lana: The Elf Prince's castle shouldn't be too far.  

Kevin: (laments) I'd rather be blasting more bad guys than have lunch with some dippy prince.

Lana: (takes offense) That "Dippy Prince" is a friend of mine. Be nice

Voice: Help!!!

The Voice's owner comes running toward the N-Team. It's a local shop owner.

Kevin: What's the problem?

Shop Owner: My magic shop was just robbed by a bunch of monsters. Astos must be behind this. 

Lana: Astos?

Shop Owner: Trust me,he's someone you Don't want to know.

A warp opens, and a witch flies out on her broom. She flies into Pit Icarus, and they both crash to the ground. Kevin helps the Witch up.

Kevin: Can we help you,Ma'am?

The Witch takes out her shopping list and reads it.

Witch: Yeah. Get me a half-a-pound of salami and a quarter-pound of eye of newt.

Mega Man: What do we look like, a local magic shop?!

Broom: No. You look like a tin can with arms and legs.

Lana: We must hurry to the Elf Castle,we shoudn't keep the Prince waiting.

Kevin: I'd rather be fighting monsters.

As the N-Team leaves,a man,who was hiding behind a tree,pops up. He looks like a Monk,but is anything but.

The Bad Monk: So the legendary Captain N is here! He should prove quite useful in my little uprising!

At Elf Castle,the N-Team is having lunch with the Elf Prince,who tells them a story about his heroism and valor. Kevin is not amused.

Elf Prince:..And that my friends,is how I defeated The dark knight,Garland and sent him running. 

Kevin is tired of hearing about the Prince's battles.

Kevin: These tales are boring. I'm gonna get something to drink.

Kevin goes into another room holding a picher.

Kevin: (with disdain) I've been in way better battles then that pointy-eared wimp.
 
The mysterious Bad Monk appears.

The Bad Monk: Indeed,you are the Real Legend. 

The bad monk casts a control spell on Kevin using his staff.

The Bad Monk: Now,let's help the Prince catch up on his beauty sleep. Put this in his drink.

The Bad Monk hands Kevin a vile. Kevin,hypnotized,returns to the dining area.

Kevin: (monotone) Some more iced tea,your highness.

Elf Prince: Why,yes. thank you. 

Kevin pours the,now tainted,drink into the Princes cup. The Prince drinks up and falls asleep - right in his soup! Lana checks on him concerned. Kevin laughs evilly.

Lana: Kevin, this is not funny. Did you do something to the Prince?

Kevin: (monotone) Now my Master can easily take over the Kingdom.

Pit Icarus tries to snap Kevin out of it.

Pit: He's under some sort of spell.

Mega Man:But,how could that happen?

To answer that, the bad monk zaps the table with lightning and appears in a warp hole. The N-Team watches in shock.

The Bad Monk: Come,Lackey! It's time to start my little uprising.

Kevin and the monk make an exit through the warp.

Mega Man: How do we always get into these messes?

Moments later,Lana and the others warp to where the witch lives, and land in quicksand.

Lana: Oh,no! Quicksand!!

Lana takes in a mouthful and has to spit it out! Mega Man is sinking faster due to his weight.

Pit: I'll use my Rope Arrow to get us out of this sticky situation.

Pit Icarus uses his rope arrow and gets them out. Suddenly the old witch finds them.

The Old Witch: Don't move,intruders. Or be petrified!

Lana: I'm Princess Lana and this is the N-Team.

The old witch turns her into a statue.

The Old Witch: I told you don't move!

After Pit tells the old witch about the current situation. The old witch recognizes Mega Man and Pit Icarus.

The Old Witch: Oh,now I recognize you. So what're you doing in these parts?

She turns Lana back to normal.

Pit:Like we said earlier,Kevin was put under a spell and he put the Elf Prince to sleep using contaminated iced tea. 

The Old Witch: Hmm,The Light Crystal can reveal people's true identity, but Astos stole it years ago. He's likely hid it inside his castle.

Lana: Well then,we'll have to sneak into his castle to get it. I have an idea.

Later at Astos's castle, Kevin is training a warrior. Another one rushes up behind Kevin. Kevin avoids him by super jumping using his Powerpad. He then uses his Zapper to disintegrate their swords. The Bad Monk applauds. Kevin drops down.

The Bad Monk: Well done,Captain! With you leading my troops,Elf Land will be mine!

Our heroes are observing this from afar. Lana has a key around her neck.

Lana: Here's the plan! Pit,you and Mega Man distract the monk,I'll sneak inside using this key I got off the prince earlier. 
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Mega Man and Kid Icarus hide in a suit of armor they got earlier and pretend to be a warrior looking to join the army. They approach the Bad Monk.

Pit Icarus: I hear you're looking for wariors to join your army.

The Bad Monk: Do you have any experience overthrowing kingdoms?

Pit Icarus: Uh,...I used to work for Mother Brain, but I then she died.

The Bad Monk: You're hired!
 
The Bad Monk takes the new warrior into the room with the light crystal,where a soldier is guarding it.

The Bad Monk: All rookies are assigned to guard duty.

The Bad Monk slaps Mega Man and Pit Icarus in the back,causing them to fall over,exposing themselves.

The Bad Monk: So,I have an imposter in my ranks! Get them!

The monk tries slicing Mega Man,but the robot uses his Metal Blade to slice the sword itself. The guard cuts off Pit Icarus' armor.Pit Icarus grabs the crystal and tosses it to Mega Man..As Mega Man catches it. Captain N arrives with some armored soldiers.Kevin tackles Mega Man and the  Crystal flies into the hands of a guard

The Bad Monk: Excellent work! Captain N has trained you well.

The guard turns out to be Lana in disguise. 

Lana: He certainly has.

Lana activates the crystal, and the spell on Kevin is broken. The Bad Monk transforms into Captain N's rendition of Astos,the Dark Elf. The armored guards are revealed to be unarmoured demon monsters.
 
Kevin's snaps out of the spell.

Kevin: Whoa! What's happening?

Mega Man: We can talk about this later!

Astos: Destroy Them All!

A chase ensues through the castle. The heroes come to a few dead ends too. Soon they come to a rising drawbridge.Kevin uses his Powerpad to float Lana to safety,while Pit flies Mega Man to safety.

Later at the Elf Prince's castle, the old witch creates a brew to wake the Prince up. 

Old Witch: This magic potion should put some hair on his chest.

She gives it to the Prince and he wakes up.

Elf Prince: (groggily) Oh, I must've fallen asleep. What's going on? 
 
Lana: You're not still jealous of the Elf Prince; are you, Kevin?

Kevin: No way. I learned my lesson, and I'm happy just being The Game Enforcer.

Lana: You're also a real prince.

Lana kisses him on the cheek.
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Notes: Ok, now that our Adventures in Videoland are finished. You probably wondering why I did this in the 1st place? Because I like Captain N,but always thought it needed great improvements. So I did this. As to why I changed his title from Game Master to Game Enforcer? Because 'Game Master' makes no sense,since Kevin is only good at a handful of Games and not every single one. I also thought that Game Enforcer made slightly more sense,sinse he helps the game heroes out.

And Why I didn't do the Whole Series? 2 reasons: 1 - Too time consuming. And 2 - I felt that those episodes were not very important,in fact,some of them were just stupid.

So,now that the Videoland Adventures are done,what next? I haven't decided yet to be honest. Hopefully,I'll come up with something soon.

Until next time...See Ya,Space Cowboys!