Captain N: Re-Edited Episode 3: The Most Dangerous Game Enforcer!

After failing to destroy the Heroes abd re-capture Videoland,Mother Brain has decided to bring out her "Trump Card"

Deep within the "brain-shaped world" of Metroid, Dr. Wiley is creating a "monster" for Mother Brain. The head is under a white sheet, but it's wearing an orange-and-white jacket, blue jeans (with a black band around the right leg), sneakers, and a belt with a Power Pad.

Dr. Wiley: His Body is complete,but , before it can challenge Captain N, I need to program his brain. For that,we need a special device that I've invented.

Wiley presents his device,which looks like an audio cassette recorder with a dish on top.

Dr.Wiley: It's to recorded Captain N's memory, which will be programmed into the android.

Mother Brain: Perfect,I'll send King Hippo and Eggplant Wizard to the Palace of Power,right away.

King Hippo and the Eggplant Wizard sleep on hammocks (Hippo above Eggy) in a small grey room on Metroid. A bell hangs from the ceiling, which Mother Brain rings when she needs them. The bell rings.

Meanwhile, at the Palace of Power, the N Team is watching a movie called "Donkey Kong Jones and the Last Banana".

Simon: Let's see what else is on.

Simon flips to channel 4,212 and sees "Wombatman"

Simon: Ah,Wombatman. I like this move..

Suddenly,The picture goes out, disappointing the team.

Lana: I'll call the repair crew to fix the satellite dish.

Kevin: I'll help with the dishes.

Lana: Why,thank you,Kevin,
 
Kevin helps Lana carry the dishes to the kitchen, annoying Simon. The doorbell rings, so Simon goes to answer it. King Hippo and the Eggplant Wizard are standing outside, dressed as TV repairmen.

Simon: Ah,you're here early. Come on In.

Simon lets them into the Palace.

Simon: Hmmm, don't I know you from someplace?

King Hippo: (nervously) Oh? I never been to someplace. Uh, been no place special a few times but, uh, never someplace.

Simon: Oh.

They walk by the The TV.

Simon: What's wrong with it?

Eggplant Wizard: Well, it's obvious. Isn't it, Dr. Boob Tube?

King Hippo: (not knowing the correct words to speak)Uh, yeah, sure, it's, uh, ha-ha, your, uh, video transistors. Yeah, that's it. Uh, they've been short-circuited by your bumperwunky. Uh, wouldn't you agree, Dr. Dead Meat?

Eggplant Wizard: (a bit nervous) Uh, yes, well, uh, we'd better get to work before I get creamed - uh, I mean so we can fix your screen.

Hippo and Eggy go behind the TV set.

Hippo: Ok, Veg-head gimmie the device. 

Eggy searches for Dr. Wiley's gizmo in his toolbox. Duke walks in, sniffs Eggy, and growls. Eggy uses a device to change Duke into a few different animals and then back to normal. Duke gets scared and runs away. Eggy hands Dr. Wily's gizmo to Hippo. Hippo positions it in back of the TV screen.

Kevin and Lana come back from the kitchen.

Simon: The repair crew will have the set fixed in a jiffy.

Lana: But the repair crew isn't coming until tomorrow.

The beam from the gizmo is aimed at Simon. His worst fear is being bitten by the Count. Hippo moves the beam to Duke. His worst fear is being chased by a lot of cats. Eggy moves the beam to Kevin. His worst fear is being picked up by a tall, shadowy figure. The gizmo is shut off. Kevin feels dizzy and falls forward. Lana catches him.

Hippo trips on a chord, and he and Eggy fall through the TV screen.

Pit Icarus: It's Eggplant Wizard and King Hippo.

Simon and Mega Man jump over the coffee table and runs towards them, Kid Icarus flying behind. Eggy takes a mushroom out of his pocket and throws it. It grows into a giant mushroom-copter.

Eggplant Wizard: So long, Captain S and his Sucker Team.

Hippo and Eggy run into it, and it takes off, crashing through the room and flying away. Lana seats Kevin on the couch.

Lana: Kevin,What did they do to you?

Kevin: (coming to his senses) It was as if they were peeking into my darkest memories, and there was someone from my past, but I can't remember who it was.

Back on Metroid, after Hippo and Eggy return, Dr. Wiley programs the memories into his creation. He sends the android up into the sky and zaps it with electricity. A laugh-fest between Wiley, Hippo, and Eggy begins,MB is not amused.

Mother Brain: Will you 3 Shut Up!

Dr. Wily: (scoffs) Party-pooper.

Wily lowers the android. It moves and steps onto the floor. It looks like a teenager with light-brown hair - wearing a jacket, Power Pad, and Zapper similar to Kevin's.

The next morning, at the Palace of Power,The N-Team is receiving an emergency call. The N-Team are in the communications room, where Simon and Pit Icarus are working at a control panel, trying to clear up the reception. The android appears on the viewscreen.

Kevin: I don't believe it? Mike Vincent?

Lana: You Know him?

Kevin: We went to the same school,he used to be my friend,until he became a bully.

"Mike Vincent": Kevin,Mother Brain brought me to Videoland, and is holding me hostage on CastleVania.....

The picture goes out.

Lana: We need to go to CastleVania to save him.

Kevin: No way,Princess,Mike Vincent is my worst enemy. Ever since I was a kid, Mike's been beating me up.

Pit Icarus: Friend of Foe,It doesn't matter,we must help him.

A short while later, on the "creepy world" of CastleVania, then N Team warps into the castle.

Lana: Castlevania is so big,I hope we find Mike in time.

Simon: Just leave it to Simon Belmont, vampire hunter - not to mention finder of lost dogs, pussycats, and loved ones.

Simon fails to find Mike and gets scared by a skeleton. The android Mike Vincent arrives and surprises everyone.

Kevin: Mike,we're here to help.

Mike: Don't be a twerp, Keene. I don't want your help. I want your hyde!

Kevin: (shocked) What!?.

Mike: Now say hello to My team,The M-Team,M for Monsters,that is.

A werewolf, a mummy, the Count, and Frankenstein's monsters come out of the floor.

Mike You're lookin' at the new Game Enforcer of Videoland.

Simon takes a photo of the Count using a flash. He ten traps the Count in his whip. Mega Man picks up a statue and throws it on top of Frankenstein's monster. Pit Icarus shoots the werewolf with a bon voyage arrow, causing it to wear a party hat and hold noisemakers and balloons. The werewolf floats up. Duke pulls on the mummy's bandage and unwraps it, causing the mummy to disappear. The N Team advances towards the android.

Mike: Let's see how good your N Team really is, Lame Enforcer.

The android reaches for its Zapper. Kevin fires between the Zapper and the android's hand. The android hits the Pause button and pauses the N Team. It walks over, puts its right arm around Lana,

Mike: Look who's the Game Enforcer now, Keene. I even got your girl. Just the the good old days, eh?

Kevin: (annoyed) I'll get you for this, Mike, I swear it!

The N Team is taken into a room, tied up, and sat in chairs at a table.

Kevin: (upset) Why are you doing this,Mike? 

Mother Brain: Oh,this isn't really Mike Vincent,but an android duplicate designed to beat you.

Mike: (arrogantly) That's right, dude. 1,000 megabytes of memory - and all of it programmed to get you.

Kevin: You pulled Mike out of my memory. So he's not even real.

Mother Brain: Oh, he's worse than real. He's everything you're afraid of and more.

Mike: C'mon, Keene. Just you and me through the world of CastleVania. Winner is the real Game Enforcer. Loser gets lost.

Mother Brain: No! I've already won. You don't need to prove anything. Just kill Captain N."

Mike: Shut up, Mother Ugly?

Mother Brain: (shocked at the android's defiance) What?!"

Lana: Looks like you programmed him too well, Mother Brain.

Mike: (still arrogant) First one through is the winner. What do you say, dude?

Kevin: (with determination,an a bit of fear) You're on,...dude."

Kevin and the android warp outside and race to get to the castle and then to the Count's room. The Android and Kevin deal with outside perils and enemies. Kevin is the first to enter the castle,he's attacked by a giant knight,who tosses his spears at him...they all miss and get stuck to the wall. Kevin uses the spears as stepping stones to get to The Count's lair on the top floor. Kevin enters the Count's lair,cautious. But the Vampire Lord sneaks up from behind and pushes Kevin out the window. As the Count laughs evilly,the android arrives and zaps the Count, who falls into his coffin.

The android walks over to the window, which Kevin is holding onto by the ledge, looks down, and chuckles evilly.

Mike: (arrogantly) Looks like I won, dude. You're gonna be the Grave Enforcer now.

The android laughs evilly.

Kevin: If you were really programmed from my memories of Mike Vincent, then you can't be all bad.

Mike: Wanna bet?

Kevin: Okay, it's up to you. Are Mike and I going to remain enemies, or can we be friends?

The android takes a moment to remember a time where Kevin and Mike friends.

Back in the room,The android arrives. MB is delighted,Lana upset.

Lana: (conserned) Kevin?

Mother Brain: Too bad, Princess. Looks like my android is the only Game Enforcer now.

Mike: "Guess again, Mother Lame"

Mother Brain: (shocked) What?!

Then Kevin arrives, and he and the android zap Mother Brain. Mother Brain suddenly gains a tank and aims at Kevin.

Mike: Look out!

The android pushes Kevin out of the way. MB shoots the android instead. The android is damaged and knocked out. Kevin, angry, zaps a chandelier, which falls onto the table and launches Mother Brain, Hippo, Eggy, and Wiley through a hole in the roof.

Moments later..

Kevin: Thanks for the save. I knew you weren't all bad.

Mike: (very weak) It was the good memories of you and the real Mike Vincent that overrided my prime programming....I'm sorry for putting you and your friends through all of this.. 

With that,the android stops functioning.

Lana: You did it Kevin,you overcame your fear.

Simon: Well, Captain N, didn't I tell you you could beat Mike Vincent?

Kevin: I did better than beat him, Simon. I became his friend again.
 
The N Team watches as the android disappears.
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Note: I had to improvise with this ep (and a few others to come),since I couldn't find a script or a high detailed summery.I still thhink it came out ok,though.

Next up,the ONLY 2-part Captain N episode.